Smart House (1999 TV Movie)
10/10
Leela the smart house strikes again!
11 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Just watched a house almost fist a boy. ngl that was pretty hot. There are many that house hella thicc. problematic details that must be confronted. First, is the reverse Stockholm syndrome the house has. This is odd because there is either an advanced form of AI running the house or the woman programmed the software to distress the family so she could swoop up the dad & his meaty dong (0:23:47). Guy Fieri's career peaked when he played the bully in this movie. next item on the docket, clothing choice. Not a single person is wearing appropriate clothing. Oh, the ways the devil has TAINTED the world. There should be no jewelry, men and boys wear dark-colored suits, straight cut coats without lapels, broadfall trousers, suspenders, solid-colored shirts, black socks/shoes, and black or broad rimmed hats. This boy in the film has celiac disease, but sugar. This can all be negated if they are all on Rumspringa, but it seems unlikely for their age. The electricity bill for that iOS house must be Elon Musk levels of stank. In Conclusion this movie does not warn our youth about the dangers of the mind and why we went to Vietnam (going off the MPAA rating system, a scale of one to awesome, it's pretty great)
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