I was fooled by Fangoria's endorsement of this movie. In my high school days, Fango was a pretty decent "splatter rag," so I picked this one up and rented it. Having seen the movie, I can say Fango must have slipped way down the "cool splatter rag" ladder in the years since then, and this movie is one of the 2 WORST zombie movies I've ever seen.
The overall quality of this movie was awful. I walked away at the end wanting my money back, and wanting to sue the people who made it, and Fangoria magazine for my time back, and the brain cells that died while I was watching it. It's like the star of the movie financed the filming on his credit card (and must have had a $500 limit on his credit card, at that.)
The ONLY part of this movie that was even remotely entertaining was when the (by this point) zombie's penis fell off while he was masturbating. That made for a short burst of hilarious laughter.
The rest of this movie was simply boring. No suspense, no horror, nothing even remotely scary. Just boredom. I could've had an equally good time (except for that one brief moment) going in my back yard and watching the grass grow. Save your money, time, and brain cells! Leave this one on the shelf!!
The overall quality of this movie was awful. I walked away at the end wanting my money back, and wanting to sue the people who made it, and Fangoria magazine for my time back, and the brain cells that died while I was watching it. It's like the star of the movie financed the filming on his credit card (and must have had a $500 limit on his credit card, at that.)
The ONLY part of this movie that was even remotely entertaining was when the (by this point) zombie's penis fell off while he was masturbating. That made for a short burst of hilarious laughter.
The rest of this movie was simply boring. No suspense, no horror, nothing even remotely scary. Just boredom. I could've had an equally good time (except for that one brief moment) going in my back yard and watching the grass grow. Save your money, time, and brain cells! Leave this one on the shelf!!