3/10
Zombie masturbation!
19 January 2007
Yeah I got your attention.I happened upon a DVD of this movie after reading glowing reviews of it at several horror websites.I guess these reviewers are more easily impressed than I am.

A writer doing some research in a remote location is suddenly attacked by a woman who seems to be severely injured.What had actually happened was he was attacked by a zombie.He returns home, isolates himself from family and friends and slowly we watch his body and mind turn into a zombie as he tries to deal with the myriad of problems one has while living the zombie lifestyle.

Several things are never explained ,such as why he seems to be the only one that was attacked.City life goes on around him without one mention by anyone of an outbreak of zombie attacks.And where did the zombie come from that attacked him? But the biggest question concerns how he changes into a zombie.It is slow and gradual.He deals with procuring his food supply in a very methodical way.He bandages his decaying flesh. Now when was the last time you've ever seen anyone change into a zombie over weeks and months and worry over their health? Anyway the action is almost nonexistent.The zombie in training attacks one person at a time and eats some meat but it is done in a very calm and almost bloodless matter and then he cleans his mess after he is done eating.What a boring zombie life this guy has.

This movie is mainly known for the masturbation scenes in which our hero takes out pictures of his girlfriend and ,well,masturbates.

One masturbation session ends in tragedy for him and offers the really only good moment this film has.

This movie is overly long and moves at a snails pace.The special effects are tame and homemade looking .In fact they probably are as this whole movie has the look of a film that was shot on a shoestring budget with a cast of 4 or 5 folks.Sometimes that works but in this film it doesn't.This movie in one word would be-boring.

Still it is hard for me to hate this film too much because you just know the guy who made this thing poured his heart and soul into it.

But still that doesn't always make for a good movie.
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