The Protector (2005)
1/10
Sucks on Ice
9 September 2006
Warning: Spoilers
If I could've given it a -10.

The plot sucks (plot...what plot?). The action sucks (who the hell thinks it's cool for rollerbladers to fight with light bulbs - great weapon guys). The acting sucks (great voice-over from the cop! Why is his voice so annoying?) The editing sucks (it looked as choppy as a Freddy Kreuggar victim). The characters suck ("You stole my elephant, and oh yeah, killed my father!"). The animation sucks (why is there animation anyway? It looked like something from the Discovery channel from 1994). The henchmen suck (why in so many films do henchmen attack one by one? Will they never learn?) Quentin, why???

Don't waste your money. Wait for this one to come out on cable, tivo it, and if you're so inclined, fast forward to the fight scenes.
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