Noxom of Cologne is waaay too kind to this piece of trash.
My 7 year old could have done better.
Let's see...
sound track (noise track actually) drowns every other noise/sound including dialog (bunch of unconnected words actually)I was actually reaching for a dial to fine tune the signal, as it sounded like a radio on a bad frequency.
Editing. Well, I think the director and editor used a veg-o-matic to cut, and the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz did the pasting.
Talent. Jean Reno (totally wasted talent on this...thing)
Talent, other.. well... none
If you wish to enjoy Roller Ball, stick to the original 1975 version. It is not dated and it is a movie.
This thing seems to have been conceived by Eddie Kruger on a bad hair day. Star rating? yeah right. I give it 10 black holes.
My 7 year old could have done better.
Let's see...
sound track (noise track actually) drowns every other noise/sound including dialog (bunch of unconnected words actually)I was actually reaching for a dial to fine tune the signal, as it sounded like a radio on a bad frequency.
Editing. Well, I think the director and editor used a veg-o-matic to cut, and the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz did the pasting.
Talent. Jean Reno (totally wasted talent on this...thing)
Talent, other.. well... none
If you wish to enjoy Roller Ball, stick to the original 1975 version. It is not dated and it is a movie.
This thing seems to have been conceived by Eddie Kruger on a bad hair day. Star rating? yeah right. I give it 10 black holes.