This is the worst movie ever made. The production was crappy and the plot, while innovative, was weak and slow. I am huge fan of zombie movies and Fangora magazine. When I heard they were making a movie I thought "Wow! I bet that is gonna rawk!" When I finally seen it I changed my tune. It was a great idea but it was executed poorly. I don't want some "thinking man's zombie" that cries when he kills people. Maybe I am spoiled by such horror greats as "Dawn of the Dead" and "Dead Alive" but I want more than one whiney, tree-hugging, zombie bitch-boy. When the best part of your movie is a man pulling off his dong because he won't give up the "thing" he loves, then you need to put it back in its little film can and throw it in the river with Hoffa. This is a horrible movie and every copy needs to be burned before someone in the future gets ahold of it and thinks that we were all loved crying, masturbating zombies. I wouldn't want that on my consience, would you? HA!
Review of I Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain
