Review of First Knight

First Knight (1995)
How should I put it.......BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD VERY BAAAAAAD
18 May 1999
The only reason I stayed to the end is because my wife had fallen asleep and didn't want to disturb her.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ranks a few rungs above this one.

let's see...See through plot

Awful acting (Connery exepted)

No resemblance whatsoever to any existing version of the Arthurian legend

What else? ....Oh, yeah, did I say it was BAAAAAAAAD very BAAAAAD?

No discovery, no betrayal, no redemption, no hope, no mistery, no magic, nothing that makes the Arthurian story what it is, a lesson in the endurance of the human spirit and the eternal belief in the eventual triumph of good over evil.

But not on this movie. Here evil definitely triumphed. Just look at the result...

No, just a mindless process for getting Gere to take over for Connery (I refuse to use the character names,..it's blasphemy!)

Did I say it was BAAAAAAAAAAAAD very BAAAAAAAAAAD?

If you want to torture anyone with an IQ above their shoe size, force them to watch this movie twice. (three times may be fatal)

By the way, it was BAAAAAAAAAD very BAAAAAAAD!!
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