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Reviews
Trapped (2009)
5.5 out of what?
I knew I was in trouble the moment cheesy jazz music what floated over a nondescript house. The opening steady cam shot confirmed it. I was watching a freaking dud.
Thank god I paid nothing to see this, but erasing it from my memory will require more than a few strong shots and probably gnawing a finger or two off.
Good god, where do they find this crap writing??? even worse is the lame acting.
Wait until you get a listen to the soundtrack, its probably amongst the worst I've ever heard.
I am sure that 74,999.00 went to paying Corbin Bernsen (how is career has ended up in the toilet).
This Movie Is Broken (2010)
Looking for a great movie?? keep looking, this ain't it
I am guessing that with 14 members in the band, each knowing 5 people, it is possible for this to have a high rating. Based on watching and listening to this band though, you'd have to wonder the quantity of drugs that were ingested prior to their performance.
This is a hodge-podge of mediocrity and self aggrandizement. This band claims to be Toronto's band, much in the same way that the SkyDome was Toronto's attempt to be a sports capital.
If you need to kill some time, try picking your toes, at least it offered me more entertainment than this lame wannabe attempt at being cool.
13 (2010)
I paid the right price... nothing
I really don't understand how movies like this get made. Step one, half ass a cast together of "big names" and provide a silly premise.
Step two, give someone top billing even though their role is the lesser part of 5 minutes.
Step three, find a rapper that has no talent so that your culturally bereft urban youth have a reason to see the movie.
Step four,rely upon arty cinematography as the culturalification of the movie, legitimizing that its no better than a bottom shelf rental.
Alright, get the idea? movies these days suck, no wonder I won't pay to see one.