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Shinobi no Ie: House of Ninjas (2024)
Enjoyable watch
It's an enjoyable watch. I finished it in one sitting.
Nothing over the top in terms of ninja arts. Combat is decent and storyline isn't too over the top. There aren't any orange jumpsuit ninjas in this one.
One gripe about it is that it seems the family just doesn't talk to each other regularly. Find out something serious I'll bring it up at the next family meeting. Ooo enemies are outside about to attack the house. Hmmm I don't think I will tell the person upstairs. They'll figure it out or die. I'm only blood related to them. Like you would think they would have some sort of switch to press to alert everyone in the house. Three ninjas did.
Madame Web (2024)
Believe all the bad stuff you've heard about this movie.
For a few movies they get bad reviews for stupid reasons. This movie is not one of those. It definitely deserved those bad reviews. The trailers were blatantly
Misguiding. And yes you can say that happens in movies often now. But it isn't the only sin.
The Bad guy is One note. And that note is a voiceover. It's like they couldn't get a shot of him saying his lines. His mouth moves maybe twice in the whole movie. It feels worse than a bad kung fu flick voiceover.
There are glaring plot holes. The bad guy has complete control of all cameras in New York. But doesn't notice the MC take a vacation to Peru. Which let's be real was unnecessary thing for her to do. Should've taken a note from the avengers movie when they cut Thor's hot tub scene. Product placement was very heavy. I won't even get into her birth.
Sony stop with the Non-Spider-Man Spider-Man movies. They don't work. You have to weave all this stuff around the factor that it's related to a superhero who is not being shown. Peoples backstories who tie into spider-man completely and your just subtracting spider-man from it. Makes no sense. What's next a how Uncle Ben and Aunt May get together. A rom com about Flash Thompson and MJ. A police procedural movie about Gwen's dad.
My suggestion if you want to watch the movie. Is to watch a youtube video about the movie over watching the movie itself.
The Marvels (2023)
Could've been better.
I will say that I enjoyed the movie more than most. But I also enjoyed Ms Marvel and think Iman Vellani really embodies Kamala. And Kamala and Monica Rambeau are what make the movie enjoyable. Captain Marvel is as she is always portrayed as one note. But their reactions make the movie a bit better. Kamala brings levity to the movie. Something I believe all Comic book movies need. A less serious tone at times. I do believe the movie didn't deserve as much hate as it got. Having said that much of the hate is understandable. They've written Captian marvel into a kinda hole. And Bree Larsons portrayal does nothing to change that.