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David Lynch Cooks Quinoa (2007)
'Quinoa is something I like to have for dinner every chance I can get'
Please watch this film. Listening to David is so damn entertaining and we could all use some of it. Only 20 minutes and feels like 5.
Tentacoli (1977)
Sucked
Why did John Huston agree to do this?
How?
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Where?
Aquaman (2018)
EhehgehHhegg
Hideous.
Awful.
Disgusting
Dumb.
That's worst of all....
Dumb.
Rocky II (1979)
yoo adriaaan
Better than the first.
That's all I have to say.
It's just great.
It feels more like cinema.
Yes I'm just talking nonsense but they're saying my review's too short ... so....
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Nothing special
But a thrilling action movie non the less. Nothing deep. Nothing at the slightest interesting and by no means the greatest movie ever. But it's fine...
But it purely revolves around thing:
"Thought Movie Bad. Violence? And I don't Have to think about it? Yay"
So yeah action horror/thriller... ok.... a bit lame but pretty kickass.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Good action movie
But just that - nothing else. The film is all about people being killed by genetically enhanced sharks. Very shallow.
Shallow Blue Sea.
Heh.