Happy Holiday's Edition
- Episode aired Dec 18, 2013
Zach Galifianakis interviews Tobey Maguire and Samuel L. Jackson, simultaneously.Zach Galifianakis interviews Tobey Maguire and Samuel L. Jackson, simultaneously.Zach Galifianakis interviews Tobey Maguire and Samuel L. Jackson, simultaneously.
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Zach Galifianakis - Host: [counting down until interrupted by Tobey] You don't countdown, it's my show.
Tobey Maguire: [teaching Zach how to countdown until a show airs] You don't go 3,2,1, you go 3,2...
Tobey Maguire: [points to Zach] Then throw it to you.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [whispers to Tobey and covers his mouth with his notes] You have to keep your fucking mouth shut because I'm filming the show, this is the Christmas spectacular ok?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to the camera] 3, 2,
Tobey Maguire: [points Zach]
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to the camera] Happy holidays everyone, I'm Zach Galifianakis and this is the happy holidays edition of "Between Two Ferns." I'm your host Zach Galifianakis, I'm here today with two special guests, Samuel L. Jackson.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to Tobey] You're Tobey?
Tobey Maguire: [nods and looks at his cue cards]
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Mr. Jackson, I'd like to say congratulations for starring in the best "Die Hard" movie ever.
Samuel L. Jackson: It's called "Die Hard with a Vengeance."
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [intentionally insulting Sam] I meant the "third" Die Hard movie ever.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to Tobey] Have you ever been to an English pub and yelled out "this Cider House Rules"?
Tobey Maguire: [amused, shakes his head] No.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to Sam] You've had the highest grossing film total of all time, is that why you agreed to be in "Turbo"?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yeah, I mean I don't eat snails but I like them.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to Tobey] I had your good friend Emmanuel Lewis on the show recently.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [referring to his role as Spiderman] I only bring it up because you both played "Websters"...
Tobey Maguire: I don't know Emmanuel Lewis.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [referring to Spiderman shoots webs from his wrists] But you get it, he played "Webster" and you're a "webster."
Tobey Maguire: Yeah, I don't know him.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [referring to the dictionary] You can look it up in Websters.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to Sam] When did Hollywood become such a fucking... , everybody's got to be a superhero now?
Samuel L. Jackson: Everybody apparently.
Tobey Maguire: [to Zach] Only heroic people.