American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006 Video)
Jake Siegel: Cooze
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Quotes
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[Jill and Cooze are foreplaying before sex]
Jill : Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant!
Cooze : Excuse me?
[Jill kicks Cooze to the bed]
Jill : I said, get on the bed! You worthless peasant!
Cooze : [Cooze screams in pain] What's your problems? Whoa!
Cooze : What is that?
[Jill gets a Whip then whips Cooze who screams in pain]
Jill : I said get on the bed! And I meant it!
Cooze : Oh yeah, baby! I get it. And I'm into it!
[Jill whips Cooze again]
Jill : Shut up!
[Jill whips Cooze repeatedly]
Cooze : Alirght! Alirght!
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[Jill and Cooze are having sex]
Jill : That's it, you pathetic slave! Keep doing that!
Cooze : Don't you think this is getting a little out of hand?
Jill : Oh, you haven't even seen out of hand, yet!
Cooze : I didn't mean we had to stop.
Jill : Oh, we aren't stopping. We're just getting started.
Jill : You ready to get kinky?
Cooze : Whoa, this isn't kinky, yet?
Jill : Not even close!
[Jill grabs a vibrating dildo that makes noise]
Cooze : What is that noise?
[Jill sticks the dildo towards Cooze's penis]
Cooze : Whoa!
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Cooze : See you next year, college pussy!
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Bull : Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo.
Dwight Stifler : So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund.
Bull : They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done.
Erik Stifler : Why?
Bull : Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short.
Ryan : I play football.
Cooze : I played freshman year.
Bull : What about you?
Erik Stifler : A little nerf here and there.
Bull : Good enough.
Bull : Stifler?
Dwight Stifler : Mmm?
Bull : Can you play?
Dwight Stifler : Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
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Cooze : Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?
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Cooze : [1:26:48] They don't call me everhard cause I only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure
[takes the viagra out of his sock]
Jill : [stops him from eating it] Are you sure you should taking more of that?
Cooze : More? I didn't take it the first time.
Jill : We're going to have a good time tonight. Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant.
Cooze : Excuse me?
Jill : I said, "get on the bed, you worthless peasant!"