- George Venturi: That couch has history! It's been in my family since I was a teenager! I had my first kiss on that couch
- Derek Venturi: Me too!
- Edwin Venturi: And I was GUNNA have my first kiss it!
- Casey McDonald: I never realized these things are so important to you men! Boys and girls are different, you know!
- Derek Venturi: Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.
- Casey McDonald: Girls are different than boys you know.
- Derek Venturi: Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.
- Casey McDonald: I shouldn't have pushed you into redecorating, Mom.
- Derek Venturi: Yeah, and Dad - Casey shouldn't have pushed Nora into it.