- George Venturi: Marti what is this?
- Marti Venturi: A dog.
- George Venturi: And what does a dog say?
- Marti Venturi: Nothing dogs don't talk.
- Edwin Venturi: Kid's got a point.
- George Venturi: Okay. What does a dog sound like?
- Marti Venturi: Oh, a dog. Oink! Oink!
- Derek Venturi: [on Marti's cow toy] Quack, quack!
- George Venturi: What was that Marti?
- Marti Venturi: My cow quacked.
- George Venturi: Oh, your cow quacked. Nora!
- Sam: We could always work on the English project together.
- Derek Venturi: Thanks, but I don't think both of us failing is the answer.