Life with Derek (TV Series)

All Systems No Go (2006)

Danny Mags: Edwin Venturi

Quotes 

• Edwin Venturi : [reading reviews of The English Patient from his laptop]  Mark from Beijing called it a page turning romp. Andy Feresten says it's a tour de force celebration of the human spirit.

  George Venturi : [annoyed]  That's great, but George from London still doesn't know what the book is about.

  Edwin Venturi : Hmm. It's about three hundred pages long.

  [laughs] 

  George Venturi : [Shakes his head]  That's not funny.

• George Venturi : [before the family starts to clean the house]  So, everybody know their duties?

  Edwin Venturi : [chuckling]  Doodies.

  [Derek starts laughing and George gives the boys a dirty look] 

  Edwin Venturi : Sorry.