- Lizzie McDonald: [scoring the How Well Do You Know Your Kids quiz] Let's see, you didn't know my GYM teacher's name. You got Edwin's birthday wrong... day AND year.
- George Venturi: I was told there'd be no math.
- Lizzie McDonald: ...And neither of you knew Derek's been stealing my tooth fairy money.
- Nora McDonald: Technically that wasn't part of the quiz.
- Lizzie McDonald: Fine, I won't count it. But that still gives you 2 out of 20. And any score less than 6, I'm supposed to call a social worker.
- Derek Venturi: Why are you yelling at me? Sam's the one who listened to me.
- Casey MacDonald: You're right.
- [pushes Sam down]
- Casey MacDonald: What were you thinking listening to Derek?
- Sam: I don't know I'm an idiot.
- Casey MacDonald: Yeah that's why you two deserve each other, and I don't want to be the cause of ending a friendship between two idiots!
- [storms off]