Life with Derek (TV Series)

Babe Raider (2005)

Danny Mags: Edwin Venturi

Quotes 

• [on Derek's posters of scantily-clad women] 

  Nora McDonald : Derek, those women were half-naked.

  Derek : But art galleries are filled with pictures of *fully* naked women.

  Edwin : Really? Dude, let's go!

• Edwin Venturi : You can't tell me what to do because you're not a woman!

• Derek Venturi : Have you seen the new mailman?

  Edwin Venturi : Yeah, she's a chick!

  Marti Venturi : The mailman is a chicken?

• Derek Venturi : [reading the manifesto]  Number one: no playing Babe Raider in the house.

  Edwin Venturi : Does the garage count as the house?

  Derek Venturi : Number two, The garage counts as the house!

• Derek Venturi : [after Nora threw out Derek's poster of a woman wearing a skirt, exposing her thong straps]  What does taking down my posters have to do with equality?

  Nora MacDonald : There's a University essay I wrote on The Feminist Mystique. Maybe you'd like to read it.

  Derek Venturi : Sure. Anything else you'd like me to do for "the cause?"

  Nora MacDonald : Sure. You can clean up this mess and do the dishes.

  Derek Venturi : Consider it done

  [Nora walks away] 

  Derek Venturi : Edwin, clean up this mess and do the dishes.

  Edwin Venturi : Hey, you can't tell me what to do because you're not a woman!