The Simpsons (TV Series)
Krusty Gets Kancelled (1993)
Anthony Kiedis: Anthony Kiedis
Quotes
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[the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing on Krusty's show]
Krusty the Clown : Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?
Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.
Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.
Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."
Flea : Wow. That's much better.
Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.
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[the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk into Moe's bar in their underwear]
Anthony Kiedis : What's up, Moe.
Flea : HEY MOE!
Moe Szyslak : Hey! You guys can't come in here dressed like that!
Dr. Julius Hibbert : [In his underwear] Get with the time, Moe.
Chief Wiggum : [In his underwear] Yeah, I say if it feels good, do it.
Dr. Julius Hibbert : Alright.
[stretches Wiggum's underwear and snaps him with them - laughs histerically]
Chief Wiggum : Don't snap my undies.
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Anthony Kiedis : You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people.
Moe : It does. We had 30,000 here last night. Now play. The audience is getting restless.
Barney : [flicking a lighter] We want chilly-willy. We want chilly-willy.
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Anthony Kiedis : Hey you told our agent this place could hold 30 thousand people.