How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall : I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.
Claire : I'm three months pregnant.
Marshall : [surprised] Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.
[nervously smiles, then walks away]
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[repeated line]
Marshall : Lawyered!
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Lily : You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?
Marshall : It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!
Lily : Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?
Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.
Marcus Eriksen : The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.
Lily : Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.
[Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall]
Marshall : Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.
Lily : Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!
[Lily throws the ball back to Marcus]
Lily : [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face]