Surf School (2006)
Lee Norris: Larry
Quotes
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Larry : I dreamed about monkeys last night. They have monkeys in Costa Rica. I dreamed that, you know, I made friends with one on the senior trip.
Taz : Okay. Larry, you've go to stop with these gay-ass dreams. Seriously. Look, have you been reading those Hustlers I gave you?
Larry : A lot of the pages are stuck together.
Taz : Yeah, they do that. Uh, humidity.
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Rip : Look, Larry, if you're gonna rip with the big boys, you got to learn to understand women.
Taz : Uh, not the best advice, Ripster. Dude's a total virgin.
Mo : Yeah, man. The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx.
Rip : Is that true, Larry?
Larry : No. Actually I didn't catch Booty Call. I had an S.A.T. review course. And mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a potty-mouth.
Rip : Larry, are you a virgin, man?
Larry : Yes.
Rip : Wow, man. I haven't seen one of you around here since "Grinder Teeth" took out little Jimmy McGee behind the dumpster at the pomegranate hut.
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Larry : Jordan, I know you're on an inspirational roll, but I don't think this is gonna work with me. I had my first erotic spanking from a chimp last night, and everybody on this beach knows it. Even their mothers know it.