I'll Be There (2003)
Ralph Brown: Digger
Quotes
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Paul Kerr : [after Digger kicks a ball wide of the goal] Maybe it's time you take up knitting.
Digger : Yeah, well maybe it's time you started the amends process, mate.
Paul Kerr : Hey, I got her pregnant and left her to raise the kid on her own. How do you make amends for that, eh?
Digger : I don't know. A nice bunch of flowers. Box of chocolates.
Paul Kerr : [sarcasticly] Flowers and a box of chocolates, why didn't I think of that? Problem solved!
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Paul Kerr : What's there in Loch Ness apart from the obvious?
Digger : Well, the thing is, I've got a girl up there.
Paul Kerr : You never mentioned that.
Digger : Well I thought you'd laugh.
Paul Kerr : Thought I'd laugh because you've got a girlfriend at Loch Ness. Why? Is her name Nessie?
Digger : Well, that's the thing, yeah. Her name's Nessie, Nessie McDonald.
Paul Kerr : Oh
[hides his face trying not to laugh]
Digger : How dare you.
Paul Kerr : [bursts into laughter] You're kidding me.
[Digger starts laughing as well]
Paul Kerr : It's a lovely name. Sorry.
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Digger : [re: Dolly the llama] Looks like a gay sheep.
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Digger : I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle.