Legally Blonde (2001)
Matthew Davis: Warner
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Quotes
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Warner Huntington III : You got into Harvard Law?
Elle : What? Like it's hard?
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Elle : Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III : Uhh, ye... no?
Elle : Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.
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Warner Huntington III : Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Elle : No.
[starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III : You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle : Okay.
[gets in car]
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Elle : You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III : Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle : Then what? My boobs are too big?
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Warner Huntington III : Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle : No, silly. I go here!
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Warner Huntington III : If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
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Warner Huntington III : Pooh-bear, you're not serious enough...
Elle : [firmly] Well, I'm serious about this, Warner.
Warner Huntington III : No. I mean, I'm sorry but, you're never going to be smart enough for lessons in law.
[Elle silently, yet suddenly discovers that Warner doesn't respect her and never will respect her]
Elle : I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?
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[sees Elle in her Bunny costume]
Warner Huntington III : Hey, well, don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle : Thanks, you're so sweet.
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Warner Huntington III : How was your first class?
Elle : Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.
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Elle : Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III : Umm... black ones.
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Elle Woods : [after being chosen to work on Brooke's case] Oh, Warner? Do you remember those four amazing hours we spent in the hot tub after Winter Formal?
Warner : Yea-no
Elle Woods : This is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do!
Vivian Kensington : [after Elle has left] Four hours?
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Warner Huntington III : [running after her] Elle! Elle!
Elle : What?
Warner Huntington III : I just wanted to say that you were so brilliant in there. And that I was wrong. And... you are the girl for me.
Elle : [smiles] Really?
Warner Huntington III : Yes. Pooh Bear... I love you.
Elle : Oh, Warner! I've waited so long to hear you say that.
[smile fades]
Elle : But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.