Legally Blonde (2001)
Jennifer Coolidge: Paulette
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Quotes
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Paulette : [Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?
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Paulette : [to her ex-husband] I'm takin' the dog... DUMBASS!
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Paulette : So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.
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Paulette : [Paulette gets nervous talking to the UPS man and spills nail solution all over the table] Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?