Stark Raving Mad (1999–2000)
Eddie McClintock: Jake Donovan
Quotes
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Ian Stark : I thought we ordered chicken wings.
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Wings are for when you're drunk. Soup is for when you're sick.
Jake Donovan : That's what my mom used to say. Boy, she loved her wings!
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Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Ian's gonna hypnotize me.
Jake Donovan : Yeah, to do what? Quit smokin'? Lose weight? Stop sleeping with losers?
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : I don't smoke, I'm not fat and I don't... Can you help me out with that too?
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Ian Stark : How about this one? I don't have that goofy smile on my face.
Jake Donovan : I dunno. It looks a little scary for the back cover.
Ian Stark : It's a scary story!
Jake Donovan : Yeah, but you still want a photo which says 'buy this book'. This photo says 'buy this book or I'll kill the president'.