The Bank Job (2008)
Daniel Mays: Dave Shilling
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Quotes
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[Terry has fallen through into an underground vault while digging the tunnel to get into the bank]
Dave Shilling : What's down there?
Terry Leather : It's a pile of skeletons.
Dave Shilling : You're joking. Let's hope they're not the last gang who tried to take this bank.
[robbers laugh]
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Eddie Burton : [over radio] All clear on the western front, Guy.
Dave Shilling : [grabbing the radio from Guy] No names, Eddie.
Eddie Burton : [over radio] Sorry, Dave.
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Kevin Swain : We're not bank robbers.
Terry Leather : Maybe that's why we could get away with it.
Dave Shilling : It's a bit daunting, isn't it?
Terry Leather : You know what scares me more? Living and dying with nothing to show for it. You know how old Mozart was when he composed his first minuet?
Dave Shilling : No.
Terry Leather : Five. Five! A fucking minuet!
Kevin Swain : And how would you know that fact, Terry?
Terry Leather : Because it's tattooed on that stripper's arse, Kevin. What the fuck's it matter how I know? It's a fact and you're missing the point, Kev. What I'm trying to say is, we stop fucking about and stop picking the shit from under our fingernails.
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Lew Vogel : I've got a kidney stone, which can't seem to pass without painkillers.
Dave Shilling : [bloodied] I could use a couple of those meself.
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Dave Shilling : I don't know anything about a bank robbery. Honest.
Lew Vogel : Still an unconvincing actor, Mr. Shilling.
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Dave Shilling : I've got a question. What do we do with all the dirt we gonna dig out of the hole?
Kevin Swain : [facetiously] It's all been worked out, Dave. We'll dig another hole in that corner over there and put it in that.
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Terry Leather : These people aren't regular cozzers, Martine. They're above that. They do things coppers can't. They think we've seen these photos, and we're expendable as dog shit.
Dave Shilling : [hurriedly backing his gear] Well I know when we are dog shit... or about to be dog shit
[heads out]
Dave Shilling : ... and i'm not waiting around for a load of sp**ks and coppers to come busting our heads
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Kevin Swain : So what are these films you're in?
Dave Shilling : Ah, forget about it.
Kevin Swain : Go on.
Dave Shilling : Technically, it's what you call pornography.
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Dave Shilling : [reading an old pair of underwear] Never washed after our magic moment - Snookie.
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Dave Shilling : Be lucky!
Dave Shilling : [being shown the black mail photos] Hold on...
[aghast]
Dave Shilling : ... That's Princess Margret
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[in the vault, Dave is going round to each robber collecting any cash that they have found in the safe deposit boxes]
Dave Shilling : Terry, anything for the Widows and Orphans Fund?
[Terry holds out a wad of cash]
Terry Leather : Will that do?
Dave Shilling : [fake Cockney accent] Gawd bless yer, Guvnor. Very generous.