- [U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons]
- U.V.: Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?
- Steve Clark: How the fuck should I know?
- U.V.: All right. You're still okay.
- [as Steve is leaving]
- Dorian Newberry: Wait...
- [Steve stops, turns back]
- Dorian Newberry: You like Kurt Vonnegut?
- Steve Clark: I don't get it.
- Dorian Newberry: Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're *really* stupid.
- Dorian Newberry: [as he struggles with several Blue Ribbons] Hey, teacher,
- [puts foot on accelerator]
- Dorian Newberry: leave them kids alone.
- Steve Clark: [screaming desperately as Dorian drives off a cliff Blue Ribbons in tow] NO
- Gavin Strick: Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?
- Steve Clark: [Edgar is clinging to Steve as they dangle from a cliff face following a fight] Be the ball.
- [kicks him full in the face]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: [loses his grip...] NOOO
- [... and plunges down a waterfall to his messy demise]
- Rachel Wagner: Listen, the last ferry leaves at eleven thirty. Just tell me you have a razor plan?
- Steve: I am making this shit up as I go.
- [Blood running down her face]
- Lorna Longley: I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow.
- [after Steve begs for the family to head back to Chicago, Dr. Caldicott steps inside the Clark house]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Steven, you ARE home. Cradle Bay is where you belong, here with your family.
- Steve Clark: You signed me up for the program?
- Cynthia Clark: We want what's best for you.
- Steve Clark: [screaming] WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Steven, do you think you're really happy...
- Steve Clark: Oh, shut the up! You sold me out.
- U.V.: [shoots Gavin to prevent him from shooting Rachel and Steve]
- Gavin Strick: [falls to the ground, bleeding] Three times? You had to shoot me three times?
- U.V.: [voice breaking] Sorry, man.
- Gavin Strick: Wow. I get to say to my twisted family... I guess this diminishes my chances of ever meeting Trent Reznor...
- [about to die]
- Gavin Strick: Wow, I guess I'm finally coming around...
- Gavin Strick: Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear?
- Lorna Longley: Drop dead.
- Gavin Strick: Contact.
- Gavin Strick: Rachel, this is Stevie Boy - good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel - Cook's Ridge trash.
- Rachel Wagner: [disgusted] Bite me.
- Dickie Atkinson the Mechanic: [awkwardly] You had friends in Chicago?
- Steve Clark: Yeah.
- Lorna Longley: You can have friends here.
- Steve Clark: [as Edgar staggers up to see all the Blue Ribbons plunge to their deaths]
- [grimly]
- Steve Clark: It's Over You Son Of A Bitch
- [spits]
- Steve Clark: It's Finished!
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: [in disbelief] Finished?
- [gloating]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: They'll Always Be Other Towns... And Other Troubled Teens... And Other Worried Parents
- [triumphantly]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Science is God.
- [enraged by this remark Steve slugs Edgar and a fight breaks out]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on they go out and beat somebody with it!
- Steve Clark: Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather?
- Nathan Clark: Steve...
- Steve Clark: 'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother.
- Dorian Newberry: [Dorian is luring the Blue Ribbons into a death trap] We can't very well have these
- [slurring]
- Dorian Newberry: sh... shit-birds graduating and going off into the world now can we?
- Steve Clark: No... Don't do this! Maybe they can be helped!
- [sees the Blue Ribbons approaching]
- Dorian Newberry: [sadly shakes head] No they can't. And neither can I.
- [shows the gunshot wound to his stomach]
- Dorian Newberry: Evening Officer!
- Officer Cox the BIG Rat: What are you doing?
- Dorian Newberry: Oh, I'm getting rid of rats!