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Maggie Reynolds : One minute, you're talking about the new, improved, responsible, Gus Cantrell. The next, you are rolling across a bar room floor, kicking, punching, and biting.
Gus Cantrell : I didn't bite him. Besides, it wasn't my fault.
Maggie Reynolds : How was it not your fault?
Gus Cantrell : He asked he to hit him.
Maggie Reynolds : That's funny. I don't remember hearing him request a punch in the nose.
Gus Cantrell : It's like a secret guy language. When someone pokes you with their finger more than once, they are saying, "Come on and hit me."
Maggie Reynolds : A secret guy language. Now, I know about the handshake, and the decoder ring, but this is new to me.
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Leonard Huff : Do my eyes deceive me? Is that who I think it is?
Gus Cantrell : [not turning around] Slick guy, overdressed, helmet hair, shit-eating grin?
Maggie Reynolds : [turning around] You must have eyes in the back of your head.
Gus Cantrell : Leonard Huff, manager-slash-bullshit artist extraordinaire.
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Leonard Huff : So are you a baseball fan?
Maggie Reynolds : As a matter of fact, I am.
Leonard Huff : Well, I manage a team. Minnesota Twins, may you've heard of them.
Gus Cantrell : Hmm, Minnesota Twins, may I've heard of them. You asshole.
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Roger Dorn : As far as I'm concerned, as deal's a deal. I know how long you've been waiting to get to the Majors, plus I know that it has been a lifelong dream.
Gus Cantrell : [Dorn presents Gus with a Twins hat] Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'm going to have to pass.
Roger Dorn : I'm talking about a job with the Twins here, Gus.
Gus Cantrell : I have a lot of information I feel I can pass on to young ballplayers. That's where I belong, and that's what I want to do.
Roger Dorn : You want to manage a minor league team?
Gus Cantrell : So I'm going to stick with the Buzz, if that's okay with you.
Roger Dorn : [speechless] Yeah it's okay, but...
Gus Cantrell : But thanks.
Airport P.A. : Your attention please. Flight 63 to Miami is boarding at Gate 28.
Maggie Reynolds : Oh that's us.
Roger Dorn : Wait, where are you guys going?
Maggie Reynolds : It's called a honeymoon.
Roger Dorn : That's great. Congratulations! Hey, I don't have any plans. You mind if I come along.
Maggie Reynolds : Yeah, we do.