Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Dan Marino: Dan Marino
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Quotes
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Dan Marino : Hey Ace?
Ace Ventura : Yeah, Dan?
Dan Marino : You got anymore of that gum?
Ace Ventura : That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Dan Marino : You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.
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[Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head]
Ace Ventura : [begging] Don't kill me. Please! I'll never tell anyone, I swear. He's the one you want, kill him!
Dan Marino : No, no kill him.
Ace Ventura : No kill him. He held the ball, remember? Come on, look at the guy.
[Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air]
Dan Marino : Cry-baby.
Ace Ventura : Jock.
Dan Marino : Whimp.
Ace Ventura : Muscle-head.
Lois Einhorn : SHUT UP.
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Dan Marino : Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of protection it's me.
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Lois Einhorn : What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun? I just love Super Bowl Sunday! Don't you, Dan? A magical afternoon... where dreams are made... and crushed!
Dan Marino : Look, lady, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way!
Lois Einhorn : Do I look familiar to you, Dan? Does it seem as if we've met someplace before?
Dan Marino : I-I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot.
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Dan Marino : Who are you?
Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak