Salute Your Shorts (1991–1992)
Erik MacArthur: Michael Stein
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Quotes
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Donkeylips : I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein : Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
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Michael Stein : What's that smell?
Sponge Harris : Oh! That was a dead raccoon. They just dragged him out this morning.
Michael Stein : Is this where it died?
Sponge Harris : No. That's just where it suffered.
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Michael Stein : Sponge! This is Ug's private stereo, are you sure everything is hooked up all right?
Sponge Harris : My IQ is in the top 99th percentile.
Michael Stein : Look, sponge if anything happens to Ug's equipment, I'm dead.
Sponge Harris : Just... just turn it on.
Michael Stein : You said everything was going to be all right! What happened?
Sponge Harris : I was wrong. It's little things like this that keep me out of the 100th percentile.