Clarissa Explains It All (1991–1994)
Melissa Joan Hart: Clarissa Darling
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Clarissa Darling : [a thunking sound is heard, and a ladder appears at Clarissa's window] Hi, Sam!
[Sam climbs the ladder, and the sound of a bluesy guitar strumming a chord is heard]
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[Clarissa and her dad, who has come down with the flu, are discussing Bouncy Balls]
Marshall Darling : But don't you think it's a little weird to eat something that you've been bouncing on the floor?
Clarissa Darling : Dad, you haven't really been eating them after they've been on the floor, have you?
[beat]
Marshall Darling : I'm gonna go get some more bouillon.
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Clarissa Darling : Whoever said, "The more things change the more things stay the same," definitely had the right POV.
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Clarissa Darling : [about the brat she has to babysit] This year I've got the perfect tools to tame little Elsie.
Sam Anders : Well, if you're not packing thermo-nuclear warheads, I think you're traveling light.