Twins (1988)
Maury Chaykin: Burt Klane
Quotes
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Julius Benedict : You moved too soon.
Burt Klane : [confused] What?
Julius Benedict : The second rule in the crisis situation.
Morris Klane : Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.
Julius Benedict : If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
Burt Klane : This is no bluff.
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[Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant]
Linda Mason : Hi!
Burt Klane : Hi.
Linda Mason : Can I help you?
Burt Klane : Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?
Linda Mason : Uh, you'll have to be more specific.
Burt Klane : Benedict.
Linda Mason : Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?
Marnie Mason : Who, Vincent?
[wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head]
Marnie Mason : That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.
[Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees]
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Vincent Benedict : [Answering the phone] Hello!
Burt Klane : Hey Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else.
Vincent Benedict : Or else WHAT, you blimp!
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Burt Klane : [knocking at the door] Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.
Bob Klane : [Klane Brothers come bursting in] Howdy!
Burt Klane : [to Webster] Who are you?
Webster : That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.
Burt Klane : [Firmly] I asked you a question.
Webster : Well who are you?
Bob Klane : We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.
Webster : Interesting gene pool.
Burt Klane : Don't cast aspersions of my family.
Webster : Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?
Burt Klane : Right.
Webster : My Vince Benedict?
[Burt and Morris look at one another]
Webster : So what difference does it make who I am?
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Vincent Benedict : The Klane boys. What an unpleasant surprise.
Burt Klane : Vince, this has gone way beyond a case of simple loan delinquency.
Bob Klane : We don't like bein' shot.
Vincent Benedict : Shot? Who shot ya?
Julius Benedict : What do you want?
Burt Klane : We want to take Vince out to the parking lot and kill him.
Vincent Benedict : Don't you think that's a little drastic?