- Dr. Katherine McMichaels: Don't you understand? This is the greatest discovery since van Leeuwenhoek first looked through a microscope and saw an amoeba!
- Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: Yeah, but he wasn't down there *with* the amoebas!
- Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: Were we in the same nightmare? I mean, didn't we all just nearly get eaten by an... an It?
- Crawford Tillinghast: [about Dr. Pretorius] He used to bring beautiful women here... eat fine meals, drink fine wine, listen to music... but it always ended with screaming.
- Dr. Katherine McMichaels: If there is a statistical correlation between schizophrenia and the pineal gland, they may be feeling or seeing what we saw.
- Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: Well, what about the hard on I got? Is there a statistical correlation for that too?
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!
- Crawford Tillinghast: I know your desires, you impotent pig!
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: We are the most powerful being in the universe!
- Crawford Tillinghast: She'll know, Edward... how pathetic you are! How you can't make love!
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: Maybe... you can teach me!
- Crawford Tillinghast: Come and get me, eunuch!