- Diana Lawson: Will you stop harassing me? I know who you are, you're a rock person of some sort.
- James Roberts: Do you like my music?
- Diana Lawson: No, I don't like your music.
- James Roberts: Why?
- Diana Lawson: It's bubblegum!
- James Roberts: Yeah? Well 21 million Americans seem to think different!
- Diana Lawson: Well, bully for them!
- James Roberts: *Bully* for them? What kind of word is "bully"? What kind of music do you like?
- Diana Lawson: Tony Bennett.
- James Roberts: Jesus...
- Diana Lawson: No... Tony Bennett!
- Diana Lawson: [trying to wake up Jamie and get him to leave after sleeping with him] James... time for you to go!
- James Roberts: [waking up sleepily] What? Are you serious? I can't believe you're doing this...
- Diana Lawson: Oh, and you've never asked anyone to leave, right?
- James Roberts: We just made love!
- Diana Lawson: No we didn't... we just had sex!
- James Roberts: [after crashing into Diana's car, he gets out to help] Oh, I'm sorry! That was my fault!
- Diana Lawson: No shit!
- James Roberts: This just hasn't been my day.
- Diana Lawson: Sure as hell hasn't been mine!
- James Roberts: I feel terrible about this, look I'll be glad to buy you another car.
- Diana Lawson: Your insurance information will be sufficient.