Conan the Destroyer (1984)
Tracey Walter: Malak
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Quotes
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Malak : A fine magician you are! Go back to juggling apples.
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Malak : My cousin's sister's brother never said anything about bars. How do we get back up?
Akiro 'The Wizard' : The bars were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped!
Malak : Cousin's sister's brother! How many times do I have to tell you that?
Akiro 'The Wizard' : You said your sister's brother's cousin!
Zula : Who cares who's sister's brother's cousin it is? What difference does it make?
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Akiro 'The Wizard' : The bars were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped!
Malak : Cousin's sister's brother. How many times do I have to tell you that?
Zula : Who cares who it is? What difference does it make?
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Akiro 'The Wizard' : lf there is anything here that you like, try not to take it.
Malak : I know when to steal and when not to.
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Malak : Those savages should thank me, sparing them a terrible stomachache. Why would they wanna eat someone as old and as sour as you?
Akiro 'The Wizard' : They thought if they digested me, my magic would be in their blood.
Malak : At least they coulda washed you first.
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Princess Jehnna : She said that if she wanted a man, she'd reach out and take him.
Malak : Good idea.
Princess Jehnna : But then what? I mean, you've got him. What do you do with him?
Malak : That's easy. You see, you just - you, eh - well, you see, in order for a man to really know a woman and for her to know him, they have to - eh - they have to - to join.
Princess Jehnna : Join?
Malak : Eh, eh, get together. You see, he has to take his - his, eh, eh - and grab her by the - eh - there you are. Joined. I mean, how do you think flowers grow?
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Malak : What's in it for us? What are we? Some charitable institution? We're thieves!