The Cannonball Run (1981)
Sammy Davis Jr.: Fenderbaum
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Quotes
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Jamie Blake : I just want to thank you for informin' them about us back in Missouri. You know, how we're flashers and sex maniacs.
J.J. McClure : Well, I was just repayin' you for what you and the chocolate monk did back in Ohio.
Fenderbaum : Chocolate monk?
Jamie Blake : He can say that. Yeah, he can say that 'cause he's ridin' around with the Goodyear Blimp!
J.J. McClure : [Looking at Vic] He can say that. He can say that 'cause if I had the time, I'd take those rosary beads and shove 'em up your nose.
Jamie Blake : These rosary beads? Up this nose?
J.J. McClure : Yeah.
Jamie Blake : Will ya take a little advice? Bring friends.
Fenderbaum : Ha! Lots of em!
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Fenderbaum : [noticing Blake acting oddly at bar] What is it?
Jamie Blake : Look at the chicks! Boy, if we were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here!
[guy at bar overhears and spits his drink out]
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Fenderbaum : We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!
The Greek : You'll need him!
Jamie Blake : *God* is our copilot?
Fenderbaum : Uh huh.
Jamie Blake : Remember our car?
Fenderbaum : Uh huh.
Jamie Blake : Two seats?
Fenderbaum : Two seats.
Jamie Blake : Where's he gonna sit?
[smack]
Jamie Blake : Where's he gonna sit?
[smack]
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Fenderbaum : Isn't that J.J. McClure?
Jamie Blake : He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off!
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Fenderbaum : [Fenderbaum and Blake's Ferrari drives alongside J.J.'s ambulance] Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!
Victor Prinsi : J.J., there are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over.
J.J. McClure : Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?
Victor Prinsi : No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster.
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Fenderbaum : Why'd he call me "Shorty"?
Jamie Blake : 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.
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[Brad drives through the bar on his motorcycle]
Fenderbaum : What in the hell was that?
Jamie Blake : Oh, that must've been the entry of the National Safety Council.
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Victor Prinsi : Thank you, Father.
Fenderbaum : Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard?
[laughs and drives away]
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Jamie Blake : [Nearing the end of the race, the Lamborghini flies past the Ferrari and Fenderbaum stands up to get a better view] The hell was that?
Fenderbaum : A Lamborghini!
Jamie Blake : She in the race?
Fenderbaum : CATCH IT!