Time Bandits (1981)
John Cleese: Robin Hood
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Quotes
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Robin Hood : The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?
Randall : Who?
Robin Hood : The poor.
Randall : The poor?
Robin Hood : Oh you must meet them. I'm sure you'll like them. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor.
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Robin Hood : And you're a robber too. How long have you been a robber?
Strutter : Four foot one.
Robin Hood : Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot one? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it?
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Robin Hood : Here we are, madam. Congratulations. Well done. Congratulations.
[Redgrave belts the lady]
Robin Hood : Is that absolutely necessary?
Redgrave : [Gibberish]
Robin Hood : What did he say?
Marion : He said yes, he's afraid it is.
Robin Hood : Ah, fine.
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Robin Hood : [loudly and cheerfully, saying goodbye to the Time Bandits] Thank you very much! Thank you very much. Thank you very very very VERY much!
Robin Hood : [quietly, to his men] What awful people.
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Kevin : I'd like to stay.
Robin Hood : Jolly good! What's your name?
Kevin : Ke...
[Is pulled away by Randall]
Robin Hood : Ke? What a jolly nice name. Well never mind, cheerio! Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very much.
[Under his breath]
Robin Hood : Awful people.
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Robin Hood : Hello, I'm Hood.
Hood's Assistant : Say good morning, you scum!
Time Bandits : Good morning, Scum.
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Robin Hood : Oh yes and believe you me, the poor are going to be, well not just absolutely thrilled, but also considerably less poor, aren't they Redgrave?
Redgrave : [Gibberish]
Robin Hood : You see- what did he say?
Marion : He says yeah, what with Christmas coming up and all.
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Robin Hood : You enjoy robbing then?
Wally : Well it helps pay the rent, Sir.
Robin Hood : Ha ha ha ha. Jolly good. Ha ha ha.
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Robin Hood : [Seeing the Bandits' haul] Crikey! I've been in robbing for years but I've never seen anything like this. Well, what can I say? Thank you. Thank you all very much indeed.
Randall : Oh don't men - What?