Death Race 2000 (1975)
Paul L. Ehrmann: Special Agent
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Quotes
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Special agent : You know, Mr. VeTurbo, as a representative of Mr. President's government, I happen to hold the power of life and death.
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : Yeah? Well, I happen to hold the clam sauce.
[slings a handful of clam sauce into the Special Agent's face]
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[at the race's first pit stop, Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo, Calamity Jane and Matilda the Hun and their navigators are getting a massage treatment]
Special agent : [addresses the racers and their navigators] One thing before we begin: the government would like it if no one said anything about Nero, understand? He hit a tree and that's it. Got it? We don't wanna depress anybody...
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : [interrupts] Hey, hey! Everybody knows he's been blown up by the Resistance, you schmuck. It was on television.
Special agent : If you wanna drive again next year, Mr. VeTurbo, you'll keep those opinions to yourself.