The Andy Griffith Show (1960–1968)
Howard McNear: Floyd Lawson, Floyd Colby, Floyd, The Barber
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Quotes
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[Goober thinks he has whiplash]
Goober Pyle : Floyd made the diagnosis.
Andy Taylor : Floyd, what do you know about whiplash?
Floyd Lawson : What do you mean? A barber does a lot of work around the back of the neck.
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Floyd Lawson : Speak softly and carry a big stick. That's true, too. It would work well in a gang fight. Swing it around, you're bound to hit something.
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[after a haircut at Floyd's]
Andy Taylor : Floyd.
Floyd Lawson : What's the matter?
Andy Taylor : My sideburns.
Floyd Lawson : Your sideburns - what's the matter with your sideburns?
Andy Taylor : Why, they're both even.
Floyd Lawson : Well, I'll be dogged. How'd that happen?
Andy Taylor : I declare, Floyd, I believe you're getting the hang of it. And looka there - they're the right length and everything.
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Floyd Lawson : [while looking at himself in the mirror] Wretch, wretch! Deceitful wretch!
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Floyd Lawson : If I keep this up I'll probably end up with a barber's claw from holding the shears all day.