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Nevada Smith (1966)
What a great redemtion western
Bug mcqueen guy here i didnt realize how fantastic this movie was because it literally gets no attention. Apparently mcqueen plays a half indian half caucasion kid. Hey it worked a little older than the part required but eho cares the plat was cool and well developed with a lost soul finding his purpose and god. Yeah this is one of those movies that you will want to rewatch like bullit. The music and direction persuade you to believe mcqueens character and boy does he go above and beyond to get his way the mcqueen way. You gotta love the passion tpughness and persistence in this role. Makin freinds and enemies alike.
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
B movies are EXACTLY THIS. Far Better then The 1st!!!
Man i loved it !!! This is the Roadhouse of shark movies in terms of poor acting ridiculous situations an evil sub plot with Cobra type villains who do predictable things and try super hard to convince us theyre role is important. Lmao The shark stuff is awesome!!!!!! I wont give you anymore than that Jason charisma statham give you a patrick swayze type performance. Everyone else is beyond forgetable. The Action is really fun PG-14 for sure. Builds on the ridiculous premise of this jurrasic world hidden but somehow there is a secret... i wont spoil it but it might be worth spoiling because it very absurd.... Anyway IF YOU LIKE CREATURE FEATURES and cult B movies Its for you.
Last Man Standing (1996)
A Fistfull of Willis
This movie has all the classic western ellements within the leone world of spagetti. I loved this movie how in the world does anyone with an ounce of testosterone not. Willis in his prime years of movie makinh and acting dishes out the charismatic drifter will little to say but plenty to well go watch the movie i dont want to ruin the badass shooting sprees that make this one of willises top characters. To cool to not like esspecially when put to the test.there is an even keeled based performance by willis that At times even in an unever mob movie was flawlessly executed no pun intended by Bruce. Enjoy this for what it is.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
Actors that have zero charisma including the villain
I love dracula the story of THE vampire as a mythology.... But with this underwehlming version unfolding although decent effects wooden characters that are stalked by a poor CGI megabat that isnt Dracula in my opinion. Period piece of Z list actors who dont make me believe anything. Boring... half gargoylehalf golum from lord of the rings. Inteligent movies are so rare these days... No mystery just ala carte outcomes on a large vessel. U want to like it at times and one or 2 times to b honest these was a sense of hope. Like hey they thia movie might be going somewere unseen and untold in any dracula movie made before. Nope .
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Wick worn out and sluggish with 1 badass scene
So the second and 3rd john wick movies were blazing electric movies that took john wick to unbelievable levels. This 4th wick movie was water down and embaressingly woke with a corney addition to the wick roster of assasins. Kane somewhat saved the movie at times but the movie felt vague and amibiguous with endless fighting and wayy over the top action the
that took wick to a level of absurdity and crossed over to ridiculous and clever or as cool as part 3. Thr crafty skills wernt on display in the same they were in the last 3 movie outside of one glorious overhead camera shot of wick blistering through a apartment building. This scene alone bumped this film up into the above average relm.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
QT's Best Movie .... I kid you not...
This is a multiple viewer %100 i love this movie more and more with every viewing. Leos character is far more charming than i gave him credit for the first 2 times watching this movie. Brads brooding effortless cool and robert like redford/mcqeen tuff guy mixture is the engine that drives this long lost tale of a hollywood anti-hero trying to navigate the EGO bloated landscape of hollywoods political machine sewing in the Manson cult that terrorized the moviestar socialite class of A generation of hippies growing stars actors and actresses. I Loved it Quenting is the only person on earth whos unique understanding of a golden eras transendance...
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)
Ethan leading Man Hawke was the glue
Man i love this movie and i had no idea this was a remake... This was a more fun than i expected couda done without Jarule and his corny character thankfully it was for only a breif. The dialog is solid and believable at moments clever. Almost reminded me of Diehard 2 with its back against the wall tone, although more of a thriller with some very nice suprize moments. Larry fishburne plays a no nonsense gangster who your no sure about. Im a Detroit native so references and the backstory for me was cool too. Brutal at times with interesting humor that works under the circumstances with no facepalm moments.
Alien³ (1992)
My life changed in theater that day
What an absolute joke of a movie i dont care how stylalized fincher made this. He RUINED every post Aliens movies just by existing. Ripley Hicks and newt die. Pure hollywood grabbag of garbage. When Hick didnt return and weapons wernt allowed it was clear this movie wpuld suck ass. Can i unsee this overacted underwritten drag fest MTV style movie making experiance. Dont do Acid before directing a movie.... Never again. The characters morally corrupt souless bleak outlook of meloncholy made a dark noir psudo alien movie drunk on ego and more ego. Even Riply days that were numbered couldnt add urgency. Hopeless hopelost.
Crocodile Dundee II (1988)
Micks ALPHA legend continues
A tale of a fearleas man who does what he wants to get it done. The undertone is Mick whos a man who efortlessly navigates both the outback and the concrete jungle with gods instincts.
Jesus of Nazareth (1977)
Pure beyond words gives every moment meaning
I found myself so lost and absorbed by this immersive documentary thouroughly crafting the living christs existense and impact on our world detailing miracles moving through the world filling our souls with a warm healing grace...
King of Kings (1961)
Phenominal portrayal
This movie means more to me now than ever in my memory when i was a kid. A deeply profound adaption of the most important and meaningful story ever told. This is a film that ages like a fine wine. A summary more or less containing powerful messages to humanity brotherhood love and betrayal and what it all means.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
AWWWE.SOME.... A RIDE that GRIPS you
This was well worth the price of addmision. A total visceral joyride. I was literally off the edge of my seat IN A WAY i dont remember ever being watching a film like this... Ita captured the essence and then some...
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Dare i say good acting.... J A W S 3 IS its own movie
Dennis quaid playing brodys son 2 decades after the fact . More of a monster movie instead of a man vs nature flick. Everyone chill-out The original is not only an astonishing film its one of the greatest movies ever filmed to date. The sequels are just fun summer movies that give u an excuse. The actors r quite believable even if the 3rd and 4th act become insanel premises...Anyway Jaws 3 is better than a B flick. Half the people on IMBD are super dorks that need to lighten up.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones and the most Annoying Cast Ever!
6/10 because there were some cool moments and ideas but good lord Indys co stars were dull as hell... The 3rd act was beyond abrurd and over the top and not in a good wayy. Felt forced... The 1st 30 mins were Nice...
Rogue (2007)
Had no idea this was based on a true story 10 +
Croc movies are mostly miss with a few cool scences depending on the FX... This is Super underrated movie and a10 all day mayb a borderline B movie that never stagnates... Tension with a Jaws like canvas and atmosphere... I can rewatch this and have rewatched this movie countless times.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
The roadhouse of Jaws movies 10 stars. Tropical fun
Dude everyone chillout and watch this like a B movie. Just a Ball of a time watching the shark go bananas to avenge well .... You get the idea... Roll ur eyes if u want I love this movie just because they clearly had fun making this movie. The soundtrack keeps the Jaws feel though... Still remember it coming out in the theater.... Anyway.
Live and Let Die (1973)
Roger moores fresh faced bond
The ending killed it for me an otherwise good bond setting a tone for a new era. Allot of different ellements to this one. Such as the voodoo themed massacres.
Octopussy (1983)
Roger moore rocks in his prime
There were moments of ridiculousness such as circus settings. Outside of that Bond narrowly escapes more times in this one than i can remember. Wont go into detail watch and enjoy.
Batman (1989)
Even better today meaning 2022.
Keaton Burtons muse is the best Batman to date. Bale was fantastic in Batman begins Jokers performance stole the dark knight. Afleck was a tier lower than bale pattenson to me played an ok under developed year 2 batman. But ultimately Keaton was a superior caped crusader.
The Batman (2022)
Batman looks very flustered
Corny antifa reject VILLIANS. They coin madeup communist terms like white privledge to decribe white people. This was a very long deceptive poltical piece deguised as a batman movie. Batman was wayyy to weak and full of teenager angst...
Leviathan (1989)
Love it 10 for a B -movie with top notch effects...
Great underwater thriller with good acting suspense and special effects tour de fun. Peter welller is a man on a mission to lead his team through a terror unknown...
Vampires (1998)
VAMPIRES is brutal with a twist John Carpenter style
A retelling of a popular mythology with it own manifestation of why vampires exist.... Woods and characters are really fun and charasmatic faceing a Force of pure evil.
The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990)
Hulk isnt suposed to die
Sad horrible ridiculous movie that kills a character that is suposed to be unkillable in weak im sorry the weakest of the hulk movies. Hands down this movies shouldnt exist. To me it doesnt.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
Thankgod we can all forget the 2016 feminist diaster
This movie picksup were ghostbusters originally left off wont spoil the movie but pleasant surprizes galore. More of the real ghostbusters cartoon vibe but it still has the IT factor charm that made the ghostbusters movie timeless and incredible fun. A science and spirituality compatability test for this generation.
The Monster Squad (1987)
People need to relax theyre egos. This is great
Give me a break most of these reviews get it. But you get thw wanna be expert types who cant enjoy the movie for what it is. Goonies, Gremlins, mid 80s onward all share this heart vs cool special effects evil storytelling. Monster squad the name alone is misleading because your expecting a way cornier movie... Prob why it flubbed at the box office, but damn what a cool borderline kids overcoming evil kids flick. Some intense imagery could fly over the heads and freak put some kiddos so (warning for those parents who understand what i mean). 13 and ups will love it though. Its more grounded and well acted than i ever expected it to be, the special effect stand the test of time even in 2021. Impressive feat and cool fun story.