The show Wednesday brings together many elements I love: a sassy protagonist, a ark academy setting, gothic style, witchcraft, murder mystery, Tim Burton's direction, and the Addams Family. Yet, it ended up being the most disappointing TV series of 2022 for me, rivaling Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities. (Seriously, what's wrong with all my favorite directors?)
The show fundamentally ruins Wednesday and the entire Addams Family as originally conceived. From the get-go, Wednesday's design feels off, especially her bangs. But she's cute (even though she doesn't need to be), and since it's a 2022 show, modernization is expected, so I can overlook that.
The real issues start within the first few minutes: Pugsley is bullied and refuses to say who did it when asked by Wednesday. Excuse me? Pugsley not bullying anyone is a miracle, no one can bully him! Then, Wednesday releases piranhas into a pool. Okay, fine. If it were the real Morticia, she'd praise her with, "Oh, she's got potential," or offer advice on more creative methods of torture or killing. But the fake Morticia in the film scolds her like a normal mother?
Next is a series of highly illogical actions compared to the original Addams Family, a family whose core value is unity and closeness, albeit in a very quirky and eccentric way:
The Addams parents complain that Wednesday causes so much trouble that she has to change schools multiple times. The real Addams parents would scoff at regular schools, deeming them unworthy of their children. (By the way, why didn't they send her to Nevermore from the start if they praise it so highly?)
Wednesday spends several episodes saying, "I don't want to be like my mother." The real Wednesday wouldn't rebel like an ordinary teenage girl; she'd quietly carve her own path. (Watching these episodes felt familiar until I realized it's like the early episodes of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, where Sabrina keeps saying, "I don't want to be a witch," which bored me enough to stop watching after the 4th episode).
Another thing: after learning that Gomez was once a murder suspect, Wednesday reacts with suspicion and distance like a normal person. The real Wednesday would likely praise her father's coolness or dismiss it as ordinary.
There are many more annoying details like this, but the most aggravating is that Wednesday, typically someone who "doesn't give a damn," suddenly wants to play a detective hero? Please, she wouldn't care if someone was drowning, let alone save the world. And if she had Sherlock's detective skills, it would be one thing, but her half-baked deductions are always wrong, causing harm to others in the process. Enid's scolding of her wasn't nearly enough. She fails as both a witch and a detective.
And why does she like Tyler? Even if she were an ordinary girl, I don't see any reason for her to like him. Their interactions are bland, and Wednesday, of all people, is suddenly so easygoing? Or is it because this is supposed to be a cheesy teen drama, so they had to be paired up?
Everything I anticipated from this show, the director managed to let me down. The horror is weak, the detective work is half-hearted, the gothic academy serves as mere background for teen rebellion, and, most importantly, the Addams Family values are entirely absent. The most useful thing I learned from this is perhaps a new makeup style and a new dance move.
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