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Extortion (2017)
Extorted
Things I learnt from this movie:
1) You don't know that you do not need a battery to start a boat motor with a pull handle but you can navigate the seas, tens of miles pointed out on tiny tourist map
2) In a two engine boat you can travel at full speed STRAIGHT with only one engine running.
3) If you cant find the culprit, just hop on the bus to nowhere and he is there!
4) A grown man can not kick open a door held by a lousy latch.
At least he can break some boat windows (which are usually made of very tough acrylic glass and nearly impossible to break) when he is in the verge of drowning.
5) You should always transfer the money!
Just transfer it. No matter what. No guarantees asked.
Do not ever say: Go get my family, then you'll get your money.
They seem pretty trustworthy, don't they?
6) I guess if you are a heart surgeon, you'll arive on an island just in time to give your kid a CPR. Otherwise it wouldn't probably happen.
7) Policemen are bunch of idiots. They can't trace a phone call, a bank transfer.... Yeah, right. In times you are basically 24/7 monitored by social media accounts.
Revenge (2017)
Two hours of horror for the wrong reasons
Warning! Major spoilers ahead!
6.3 rating? You must be joking. This movie is just plain stupid.
Girl survives 90 foot drop with a thick tree branch penetrating her body.
Somehow she manages to lit a tree on fire which burns to ashes within 5 seconds
to let her walk away freely.
After she treats her wounds, the burn marks from a beer can on her body should
appear mirrored yet they do not. Hasn't anyone used a stamp before?
Guy gets several rifle shots to the stomach, crawls the floor in his own blood and two minutes later performs like a national athlete.
In fact, everyone in this movie bleed the amounts to fill a 50 gallon barrel without affecting their physical performance.
Girl pulls several inch thick tree branch out of her body with 2 fingers without
making a big deal of this and 10 seconds later, despite injuries that must should have been huge, looks healthy and calm like she had just visited sauna or something.
I can go on forever.
Avoid, avoid!