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The Gay Bride (1934)
6/10
Love Lombard, Didn't Love her Character
10 June 2024
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"The Gay Bride" would've been so much better if Mary (Carole Lombard) wasn't such a single-minded screw up. Even when she decided to do right she was screwing up.

Mary wanted one thing in life-- financial security--and she'd get it however she could; even if that meant marrying a gangster. She was more than willing to marry Shoots Magiz (Nat Pendleton), a bootlegger and racketeer, even though she didn't love him. He had dough, so she thought, and that's all that mattered.

Shoots' accountant, Office Boy (Chester Morris), tried to warn Mary that digging for gold with Shoots would be a wasted effort. Office Boy wasn't fond of Mary, but you knew that they'd be in love with each other by the end.

Besides Mary's insatiable lust for wealth and the dumb decisions she made in pursuit of it, this was a good movie. The problem was Mary jumped from Shoots, to Dingle (Sam Hardy), to Mickey (Leo Carrillo)--all racketeers--in her quest for financial security. It's one thing if tried it and she saw the dangers of such an arrangement. It's another thing, such as in this movie, where she tried it and her husband was predictably killed, then she latched on to the next gangster while also hedging her bets by making a marriage deal with another gangster. I like Carole Lombard as an actress, I just wasn't all that impressed with her character.

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3/10
If the Church Were in Law Enforcement
8 June 2024
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Many master thief movies in the 30's came down to the thief and a woman, and "Father Brown, Detective" added itself to the list.

The thief was a man named Flambeau (Paul Lukas) and he wanted to steal ten diamonds known as the "Flying Stars" for a woman named Evelyn Fischer, played by Gertrude Michael. Gertrude Michael was an interesting choice for the movie only because earlier that year she was in a thief movie in which she played the thief Sophie Lang.

*That movie was much better than this one by the way.

Evelyn didn't want the "Flying Stars" nor did she even know Flambeau, he simply saw her and decided that the Flying Stars were the way to her heart.

Four of the diamonds were with Evelyn's uncle, Sir Leopold Fischer (Halliwell Hobbes), and the remaining six were with Father Brown (Walter Connolly).

While the police wanted to arrest Flambeau, Father Brown wanted to save his soul. The priest and the police were in a race and Father Brown was not interested in aiding the police in arresting Flambeau. He was a dogooder who believed his form of redemption was better than the criminal justice system. He figured that with some good religious talk and maybe some talk of love, he could get Flambeau to turn himself in.

Along with aiding and abetting a known criminal, Father Brown was a matchmaker. He wanted to get Flambeau and Evelyn together. Maybe he was a romantic or maybe he thought that a woman would help Flambeau go straight. Either way, he was a meddling priest that I didn't find nearly as charming as they wanted him to be. Honestly, I don't know why they called it "Father Brown, Detective," he wasn't much of a detective at all. He didn't solve any crimes, all he did was make a correct assumption about who Flambeau was and then began his meddling.

"Father Brown, Detective" wound up being a didactic movie emphasizing the power of prayer and the power of the church, as though the church should be in charge of criminal matters and the police there just to do the church's bidding.

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4/10
Uninteresting
8 June 2024
"Limehouse Blues" was a very uninteresting movie I only watched for Anna May Wong.

It starred George Raft as Harry Young, a half-Chinese, half-white man who was a criminal who immersed himself in Chinese culture and customs until he got stuck on an American girl named Toni (Jean Parker). He spent great efforts trying to impress her and make her love him, and in return she fell in love with a pet shop manager named Eric Benton (Kent Taylor).

As for Ann May Wong, she was largely in the background brooding over the fact that Harry was in love with a white woman.

There wasn't a whole lot to this movie, and George Raft was a sub-par actor no matter what he was in.

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5/10
Not Even an 'A' for Effort
7 June 2024
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"The Ghost Walks" was a sham of a murder mystery movie. It took a lot of known murder mystery/poltergeist tropes from that time and then said, "Ha ha! Fooled you."

The movie took place in the home of Dr. Kent (Henry Kolker), which was a mansion.

Ding! There's one trope.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Ding! There's another trope.

Dr. Kent had many guests over.

Ding! There's another trope.

When all the guests were at dinner, a woman named Beatrice (Eve Southern) performed something of a seance. When the lights went out and came back on, Beatrice was missing.

Ding! There's another trope.

When she was found, she was presumed dead. This really shook up the party because up until that point, all of the acrimony and haunted house stunts were part of a play that was written by Prescott Ames (John Miljan). He decided to have the play acted out as a pitch to Herman Wood (Richard Carle), a producer.

With the first round of events being chalked up to theater, we were left with a dead and missing Beatrice. Soon, other guests came up missing. Who was the culprit and why was the person doing it?

I'll save you the suspense; it was an escaped sanitarium inmate who fled to Dr. Kent's home. He was using secret passageways and trap doors... Ding! Another trope... to kidnap guests. His plan was to operate on them, but he was stopped before he could do anything. And as for Beatrice, she was never dead, just unconscious. "The Ghost Walks" had a chance to be entertaining if it was funny. Too bad it wasn't.

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8/10
That's What I'm Talkin' 'Bout!
7 June 2024
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Now this is what I'm talking about! This is the stuff I want to see! No, I didn't love "Imitation of Life," but it was so new, so fresh, and so different than all the other rote movies at that time. It was progressive, it was innovative, and it was daring. Even though I had a couple of gripes about the movie, by and large it was irreproachable.

"Imitation of Life" focused on two women: Beatrice Pullman (Claudette Colbert) and Delilah Johnson (Louise Beavers)--both veterans of the silver screen by 1934, but used to playing totally different roles.

Beatrice was a struggling single mother trying her best to earn an income and take care of her baby daughter, Jessie. Delilah was also a struggling single mother trying her best to take care of her only daughter, Peola.

The two met when Delilah mistakenly came by Beatrice's house looking for a job. Delilah was a live-in maid and she thought Beatrice had put an ad in the paper for help needed. Beatrice couldn't afford a maid, but Delilah offered her services for nothing more than a place for her and her daughter to live; and Beatrice had an extra room.

The relationship turned profitable for both women. Beatrice sold syrup, and Delilah had a killer pancake recipe. Beatrice used that recipe, without using Delilah (in the negative sense of using), and went to work. After a little over a decade, the two women were rich. But even though money was no longer a problem, it didn't mean their problems were over. They both had problems with their daughters, though not nearly the same problem.

Delilah had the most unique problem. Her daughter, Peola (Fredi Washington), was light enough to "pass." If you don't know what that means; that means that Peola was racially Black, but her skin color was light enough, and her hair texture straight enough that she could pass for being white. Delilah explained to Beatrice, when they first met, that Peola's father was also light enough to pass. Personally, I think Peola's father was white (which was more probable), but I don't think they would've been allowed to make such an insinuation back then.

Being able to "pass" was a big deal, especially in 1934. If a man or woman could "pass" for being white, it was like winning the lottery. All of the restrictions that were placed upon Black people were lifted from them--so long as no one found out they were Black, and Delilah was ruining that for her daughter.

Peola was in such a unique situation that she rightly said that no one knew what she was going through.

I wholeheartedly agree.

To accept her Blackness and openly recognize her mother was to ensure her a life of marginalization and oppression. To deny her Blackness and shun her mother meant that she could go through life as a white woman--while not a guarantee of ease, it was certainly an easier path than going through life as a Black woman. And strangely, Delilah didn't recognize that.

I was amazed that Delilah seemed totally oblivious to the benefits of "passing." While most Black parents with biracial children would be trying to make sure their children could "pass:" so that they could have an easier life than their own, Delilah seemed completely unaware that such a dynamic existed. While it created some heart wrenching scenes, it was also frustrating. Yes, it would suck if my daughter denied my existence, but I would readily accept such a fate if it meant a better life for her.

As Delilah was dealing with that problem, that had been a problem since Peola's childhood, Beatrice was dealing with a different problem.

Beatrice had met and fell in love with an ichthyologist named Stephen Archer (Warren William). Stephen was an ideal partner, particularly for 1934. He just wanted Beatrice, and he didn't make any demands upon her even though she ran a multi-million dollar pancake company. In another movie, she'd have to give up her business to be a good wife (see "Female"), but Stephen made no such demands.

When Beatrice's daughter, Jessie (Rochelle Hudson), came back home from school, Beatrice held off on telling her that she was going to marry Stephen. She wanted Jessie to get to know Stephen first, before telling her the news.

Well, Jessie got to know Stephen a little too well. As Stephen was playing up the good host and potential stepfather act, Jessie fell in love with him.

That's a real problem.

It was through no fault of Stephen's. He didn't try to charm her or behave toward her in any way romantic. Just by being himself, Jessie fell in love with him.

What was Beatrice to do?

I so appreciated this movie. It was atypically good in a few ways.

1.) There was a Black co-star. There were very very few movies at that time that gave Black people a prominent role. And even though Delilah was a servant to start, she rose to greater heights and out of servitude (somewhat) by mid-movie.

2.) It brought to the forefront the trials of biracial people, particularly biracial people who could quite possibly pass for being white. Today that wouldn't be a problem at all, but in 1934 it meant social and economic life or death--not to mention the psychological and emotional turmoil going on inside of the person.

3.) "Imitation of Life" allowed Beatrice to be a self-made businesswoman without a man building her up or tearing her down. I was so worried that after she became successful she would fall in love and have to give up all of what she built just to be with her sweetheart. That never happened and I couldn't have been more thrilled. In fact, she didn't even end up with her love interest at all--which was truly atypical. In the end, rightly or wrongly, she chose the emotional stability of her daughter over her own love and happiness.

Two women made sacrifices for their daughters to the very end. Delilah had sacrificed so much for her daughter that when Peola walked out of her life she (Delilah) quite literally died of heartbreak. Beatrice sacrificed the man she loved for her daughter's wellbeing. There was nothing those two women wouldn't give for their daughters and it was a thing of beauty.

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3/10
Can a Man EVER Leave his Wife Alone?
7 June 2024
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I'm about sick and tired of these old movies trying to impress upon me that a right good bit of adultery will help a marriage. These foolish writers write about adultery as if it is a necessary evil, as if it is the best way to strengthen a relationship. I can't tell you how many on-screen marriages have suffered through infidelity only for them to reunite at the end with a newly realized love and affection for their partner, when the truth is that the trust between them, should they stay together, would be seriously eroded. Even if they should push past the mistrust, it will always linger between them.

In "The Painted Veil," Dr. Walter Fane (Herbert Marshall) married Katrin (Greta Garbo), whom he was madly in love with. She married him even though she wasn't quite in love with him. They promptly moved to China where he was busy helping the local people fight a cholera outbreak.

The key word here is that he was busy. Any busy man in cinema is at risk of losing his wife (see "Evelyn Prentice" (1934), "Central Airport" (1933), "Man of the World" (1931), "Transgression" (1931), and many others), and once the young and handsome Jack Townsend (George Brent) was introduced, I knew an affair was assured. I just found it odd that Walter was so overjoyed to marry Katrin, then he had no more time for her. Usually, in the honeymoon phase of the relationship (first six months at least), the couple can't be torn apart. In this case I figured Walter would be especially clingy knowing that he got the girl of his dreams and his hold on her was tenuous. But the writers needed drama and affairs are easy hacks for drama in a script.

Jack began working on Katrin right away. Like a good wife she repelled him, but after a few OBVIOUS nights alone while her husband worked, her defenses weakened.

Katrin gave in to Jack. It was just a matter of how and when Walter would find out.

Well, he found out fairly quickly because, after kissing Jack, Katrin had a guilty look on her face all the time. What's more, she wouldn't even kiss her husband or look him in the eye.

Tell me you're cheating without telling me you're cheating.

Walter knew something was up, but he felt his wife was peeved about her neglect there in China, not that she caught feelings for another man. He wanted to do something special for her, so he bought her some Austrian magazines. When he brought them back to her, her door was locked and Jack's hat was outside of her bedroom. Walter then knew what was the problem.

Where I'm from we call her a cheatin' ass ho'. In 1930's Hollywood they'd never use such language, plus they love to romanticize infidelity. There's always a reason and it's usually "love."

Ahem bullsh-t cough cough!

Walter confronted Katrin about her affair, which I was glad about. Don't let it linger. We all know she cheated, just get it out in the open.

Her response was defiance, which was a common response. Women either responded with guilty resignation, if she loved the man, or defiance, if she didn't love the man. So, a defiant response was all I needed to see to know her sentiments towards Walter.

Walter's response was more in line with a real human being. In other words, he didn't have the typical high-society response of indifference and diplomacy. His blood ran hot. He told her that if Townsend would divorce his wife and marry her* then he'd divorce her to make her available to Townsend. But if Townsend refused, then Katrin would have to follow him (Walter) deeper into rural China where there was a bad cholera outbreak.

*Yes, Jack Townsend was married too, but he claimed not to love his wife, which was code for "it's OK if I have an affair."

It was a strange ultimatum, but I think the ultimatum had more to do with divorce courts than anything else. If Walter could simply divorce Katrin without cause, then he probably would do that, but because he needed cause--which meant he'd have to name Townsend as "correspondent" which would inflict harm upon Townsend's wife--he wasn't going to divorce Katrin unless Townsend first divorced his wife. I know it seems a bit muddled and confusing. Basically, Walter wasn't going to be the reason behind breaking up Townsend's marriage, he wanted Townsend to do it himself.

Why? It was just a society thing. Cheating and divorces were handled weirdly by society folks.

Much to Katrin's chagrin, Jack didn't want to marry her. Yeah, he said he loved her, but you know, he had a reputation to think of. That was strange for that time because usually professions of love accompanied acts to prove that love. It's like men NEVER said "I love you" to get into a woman's pants (or girdle). If he said it, he meant it. So, for Townsend not to rush to Katrin's aid and marry her to get her away from her spiteful husband, was like a slap in the face.

The way it was supposed to happen was that Townsend would tell Katrin that he would divorce his wife and marry her. Katrin would then say yes to the proposal OR Katrin would say no because of the hurt to Townsend's wife. In that case they'd romantically sneak around until some other solution revealed itself.

In this case, Katrin wanted Jack to marry her because she had no choice. Walter was not about to allow her to go around seeing Jack while being married to him. Katrin felt like excrement when Jack didn't exhibit the same enthusiasm about divorcing his wife and marrying her as he did about banging her.

HA! That's what you get!

I know I wasn't supposed to rejoice at Katrin's predicament. She was nothing more than a woman in love, but married to a man she didn't love. No woman as pretty as Katrin deserved such a fate.

Yes, that was sarcasm.

But, where one romantic door closes another one opens. Katrin was still married to Walter, and all that was left was for them was for Katrin to actually fall in love with him; which she did. In the end she saw what a selfless and decent man he was, and she fell in love with him, which made him the happiest man on Earth.

This would've been romantic if it wasn't soooooo overused. Infidelity was rampant in old movies, and nine times out of ten the married couple would remain together with a renewed love. I get tired of seeing it; mostly because I want to see people like me who would go scorched earth, and also because I feel like it's Hollywood shoving its own morality down my throat. Hollywood back then always wanted marriages to survive, so we'd get these movies in which couples' marriages went through extreme stress tests and came out sound on the other end.

Stop it.

A couple of such movies here and there are fine, but don't pretend that it was the norm. I don't know what the divorce rate was back then (probably lower than today because of customs and laws), but I find it hard to believe that SO MANY marriages routinely survived cheating, lying, and other acts of betrayal. I'm not saying, "Show me a bunch of divorces." I'm just saying, "Don't show me a bunch of BS."

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5/10
Too Generic
6 June 2024
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"Gentlemen Are Born" is super generic. It went from blissful ignorance, to the cold hard facts, to the end.

The movie started with a group of friends graduating from an Ivy League school and the world was their oyster. Robert 'Bob' Bailey (Fredric March) was going to go into the newspaper business and marry his sweetheart, Joan Harper (Margaret Lindsay). Smudge Casey Johnson (Dick Foran), an ex-footballer, was going to go into coaching. Fred Harper (Robert Light), Joan's brother, was going to join his father's business. Thomas 'Tom' Martin was going to get a job and marry his sweetheart, Getrude 'Trudy' Talbot (Jean Muir). Everything was going to be perfect.

Then reality set in.

Bob did get a newspaper gig, but he couldn't marry Joan because his financial portfolio wasn't as good looking as Joan's other suitor, Stephen Hornblow (Charles Starrett).* The only reason Joan even had to marry Stephen (if you can say she "had" to), was because her father, Mr. Harper (Henry O'Neill), went broke--which also sent Fred Harper into a tailspin.

Smudge couldn't get a coaching gig or any other steady gig for that matter. It would've been manageable, but he married Susan Merrill (Ann Dvorak), a librarian who lost her job because she was married (her boss told her she was taking money from women who had no provider for themselves).

As for Tom Martin, he was the only one who got what he wanted. He had a steady job, however low paying, and a wife and kid. He was on cloud nine.

All of this sounds like it could be salacious stuff, but it played out very blandly on screen.

*Bob ended up with Joan because love was stronger than finances after all.

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4/10
Same Ol' Cagney
6 June 2024
OK, I'm tired of it already. James Cagney's act was cool in 1931 when he burst on the scene as "The Public Enemy," but by 1934 it was a little stale. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the tough guy act.

In 1931 when the silver screens were awash with gentlemen, James Cagney was a breath of fresh air. He and Edward G. Robinson were different, but at least Edward G. Robinson played different types of characters. Cagney plays the SAME character in every movie. He's like Mae West, but less provocative.

In "The St. Louis Kid" James Cagney plays Eddie Kennedy, a truck driver who is always getting into scrapes.

Surprise.

His scrapes are largely due to his dimwitted friend, Buck, who's played by Allen Jenkins.

Allen Jenkins playing a dimwit? Another surprise.

Another Cagneyism is being tough with dames which leads to them falling in love with him. Ladies love brutes, isn't that right? In this movie the woman was Ann Reid, played by Patricia Ellis. Cagney and Ellis were together in "Picture Snatcher," which was a good movie unlike this bunk.

Eddie (Cagney) and Ann (Ellis) started off contentiously, which you knew would somehow blossom into a romance; however abruptly and awkwardly. Eddie broke out of jail to attack or harass Ann, but it turned into them dancing and kissing. The working class version of romance.

The impetus behind Eddie and Ann was a milk farmer's blockade. They were blocking the roads, not allowing any milk to be imported, until they got better rates for their milk there in Ostopolis. Eddie found himself in the middle of the fracas as a truck driver and as someone who couldn't stay away from a fight.

"The St. Louis Kid" was directed by Ray Enright, who also directed "I've Got Your Number," another movie featuring the working class. It seems that Ray's idea of working class men was that they were aggressive and crude yet noble. He shoved them in a small box, just as other directors did, which made all working class men clones of one another. I'd be willing to bet that James Cagney, Spencer Tracy, Pat O'Brien, George Bancroft, and Charles Bickford played just about every working class role in that era.

This was the 19th James Cagney movie I've seen, so I have a little bit of Cagney knowledge. I'd like to see something different from him.

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3/10
Misleading, not Misdirection
6 June 2024
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"Evelyn Prentice," I believe, marks the third movie William Powell and Myrna Loy starred in together, with "Manhattan Melodrama" (1934) and "The Thin Man" (1934) being the other two.

I had a problem with "Evelyn Prentice," and it largely had to do with the set up.

From the beginning the movie was telegraphing infidelity. John Prentice (William Powell) was a busy lawyer with no time for his wife, Evelyn (Myrna Loy). I've watched enough older movies to know that a neglected wife usually means a cheating wife in the near future. A neglected wife could also signify a cheating husband who's using work as a pretense for seeing another woman. John may not have been using work as a pretense for stepping out on his old lady, but he certainly was getting a little too cozy with his client Nancy Harrison (Rosalind Russell).

While John was everywhere but home, Evelyn began being heavily pursued by a hustler named Lawrence 'Larry' Kennard (Harvey Stephens). He was putting some smooth moves on her, which she probably would've brushed aside if it weren't for her friend, Amy Drexel (Una Merkel).

Amy was the single friend who didn't know right from wrong when it came to marriages. Instead of ensuring Evelyn didn't get involved with Larry Kennard, she practically played matchmaker. She saw it as her duty to make sure Evelyn had some male company in lieu of her husband.

Some friend.

As things began to get a little too serious for Evelyn, she cut Larry off. She didn't take his calls nor did she see him again until one fateful day. The Washington Express, a passenger train company, mailed a lady's watch to the Prentices home with a note stating that they found her watch in Mr. Prentice's sleeping car. The watch was inscribed with "To Nancy, from John." It didn't take Evelyn long to realize what it meant, and she decided that having a rendezvous with Larry was the perfect response to such treachery from her husband, John.

Here's where it got fuzzy, and that was largely due to the era this movie was filmed in. If the movies were a little more explicit in the intimacy department, then there would be no ambiguity with certain things.

Amy, the matchmaking friend, took the watch to John to show him. Amy told John that Evelyn had received the watch, and he knew then that his marriage may be in trouble. Amy was basically putting John on notice for Evelyn's sake because Evelyn wouldn't do it herself. It was all too common back then for a woman to keep to herself her husband's infidelity. It was mostly a high-society behaviorism, but for the life of me I'll never understand it. It was as if making a scene was more dastardly than the infidelity. Or it was as if the woman bringing up her husband's unfaithfulness is a bigger indictment upon herself than on him. Whatever the reasoning was, I didn't like it. And it happened A LOT.

Per John, he never had an affair with Nancy. The watch thing was a set up to break up his marriage. And this is where the 1930's modesty caused problems.

The last time John and Nancy were shown together they were nose-to-nose in his sleeping car on the way to Washington D. C. The scene faded to black and that was it.

Now, I happen to know that whenever they wanted to indicate a couple was intimate, they'd show them in a room together, either kissing or close to it, then they'd fade to black. Sometimes they'd cut to birds chirping, or thunder, or some other unrelated scenery almost as if to show how passionate that night was for the two. In any case, they never show them in bed together, which is why I drew the conclusion that John HAD been intimate with Nancy. So, when John said that he told Nancy to leave that night in his sleeping car, and that the watch was a frame up, I didn't know what to think. Naturally, I had to believe John just because of the way he said it. He was so somber and serious that he had to be telling the truth. Back then they used to make it fairly obvious when someone was lying or telling the truth.

Well, this had to be good right? John didn't do anything with Nancy, so Evelyn could rest easy.

Wrong.

Evelyn already went to Larry's place and... well... again I don't know because this movie was sending a lot of mixed signals.

My first assumption, based upon hundreds of talkies watched, was that Evelyn had sex with Larry. The scene picked up with them talking as if they'd been together for sometime before already. Then, after analyzing the scene a bit more, it was more indicative that Evelyn had a notion to do something shameful, but that she thought better of it. And this was supported later by Evelyn saying that her letters to Larry could be "misunderstood."

The point of it all being that; what looked like cheating from both John and Evelyn actually was not, and 1930's social mores made it confusing. I mean, they would show couples fully dressed after sex. One-hundred-ten pound pregnant women would have babies without so much as a baby bump. And prostitutes would only be known by being out unescorted at night. I'd become so good at drawing inferences from context clues that "Evelyn Prentice" walked me right into an incorrect conclusion.

What Evelyn would unfortunately find out from Larry was that he was a cad. He was using Evelyn for her money and he was going to use her letters to blackmail her. When he threatened to tell her husband, she grabbed a gun and forced him to give her the letters. What happened between them after she grabbed the gun was a mystery because the scene cut to the apartment building hallway and we heard a shot. All implications (again with indications and implications) were that Evelyn shot Larry.

When the newspapers were released the following day we knew that Larry was killed. Evelyn even admitted to Amy that she shot and killed Larry, so how would this end?

Judith Wilson (Isabel Jewell), Larry's girlfriend who entered the apartment after Evelyn left, was arrested for killing Larry. Surely Evelyn wouldn't let Judith go down for a murder she didn't commit?

No, of course not. And furthermore, neither of them had to spend a day in prison for the murder--which was just 1930's chivalry in Hollywood script form.

As John was defending Judith, and the prosecutor was impressing upon the jury that Judith was guilty, Evelyn stood up in the galley and shouted, "No!"

She got the attention of everyone in the courtroom, but it was nothing more than a simple negation of what the prosecutor was saying.

She then ran up to the bench shouting, "Don't! You mustn't say that again!" referencing the D. A. stating that Judith should receive capital punishment.

Then, in a more reserved manner, she said, "She didn't kill him. Please don't say that again."

Instead of the judge banging his gavel and saying "Order in the court!" like we'd see most judges do, this judge (Stanley Andrews), simply asked, "What is the meaning of this? Who are you?"

"Mrs. John Prentice," she responded.

The district attorney, D. A. Farley (Frank Conroy), shouted, "Your honor, I object to this interruption!" as he rightly should've stated. Whatever Evelyn had to say, she broke all courtroom policy and her statements couldn't be accepted. If that were the case, randos would be jumping up in court all the time to refute the testimonies being given.

But this is Hollywood. This was theater.

Evelyn was allowed to interrupt the entire proceedings and testify and tell her truth, where we found out that she never did shoot Larry, she only shot at Larry. Larry struck her, she fell back, hit a wall, and the gun accidentally went off (per her testimony). John Prentice then revealed to us that TWO shots had been fired that day: one bullet went harmlessly into a wall, while the other bullet killed Larry.

Judith had, in fact, killed Larry.

How convenient. The prim Evelyn Prentice was not guilty. And what's more, nor was Judith. Even though she probably killed Larry out of jealousy, as she implied she would (more implications), John made it seem as though she shot Larry out of self-defense and did the world a favor in the process. Judith was acquitted, Evelyn was off the hook, and John and Evelyn's marriage survived it all.

I didn't like how this movie was framed at all. I don't mind misdirection for the purposes of a plot twist--some of the best movies all time have excellent plot twists--but the plot twist still has to make sense. Misdirection is one thing, and misleading is another. This movie was misleading. It was misleading with the marital affairs and it was misleading with the murder (which is something they used to do a lot back then), and I don't think it was clever. Anyone can seem clever if they give you an answer you couldn't figure out while they knew things they intentionally hid from you. The key to having a clever twist is to embed the answers within the movie while making it seem like they indicate something else. A good example of that is "The Usual Suspects" or "The Sixth Sense." "Evelyn Prentice" outright hid crucial occurrences and waited to reveal them at the end as though only John Prentice was brilliant enough to know them. That's NOT a clever plot twist, it's just lazy.

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4/10
Watch "Transatlantic" Instead
5 June 2024
A lot of things can happen on a cruise ship. We got a taste of that with the movie "Transatlantic" (1931). "The Captain Hates the Sea" tries to do a similar thing in having multiple storylines all occurring on one cruise ship. I think "Transatlantic" did it better.

On the boat in "The Captain Hates the Sea" were Junius P. Schulte, a private detective in search of $250,000 in stolen bonds from the Transpacific Company. He suspected they were stolen by Danny Checkett aka Faraday (Fred Keating) and his partner, Blanche 'Babe' Ditworthy aka Michigan Red aka Janet Grayson (Helen Vinson), who were also on the ship. Steve Bramley (John Gilbert, the Ronald Colman lookalike) was on the cruise, presumably, to dry out. Mr. And Mrs. Jeddock (John Wray and Wynne Gibson) were on the cruise to go somewhere where no one knew of Mrs. Jeddock's past. The only other characters of significance were the captain, Capt. Helquist; his first mate, Layton (Leon Errol); Mrs. Yolanda Magruder (Alison Skipworth), and Joe Silvers (Walter Catlett), the bartender.

The boat ride was rather humdrum. The only two things of real interest to me were 1.) whether or not Janet Grayson would truly fall in love with Schulte and betray Danny Checkett and 2.) would Mrs. Jeddock break away from her angry, paranoid, and abusive husband, who married her knowing she had a past but resented it everyday.

The storylines lacked any vitality. I began feeling like the captain who was miserable on his own ship.

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We Live Again (1934)
6/10
The Class Divide
5 June 2024
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"We Live Again" took place in Russia at a time of stark classism. Prince Dmitri Ivanovich (Fredric March) was of the upper class but he was being influenced by the writings of a socialist named Gregory Simonson (Sam Jaffe). Dmitri was alive with the ideas of tearing down the existing class structure in Russia and he made a point of sharing those ideas with Katusha Maslova (Anna Sten), a peasant. Dmitri fell in love with Katusha and she with him, but I always have my doubts in these old movies that depict beautiful poor women falling hopelessly in love with rich powerful men. I always wonder what's really the truth, because what choice do these women really have?

By and by Dmitri began to shed his ideals of equality and accept his role as a member of the ruling class. He even burned his Simonson book titled "Land and Freedom." What's more, he forgot about Katusha and got engaged to a woman in his class. He did, however, have one last fling with Katusha which forever altered her life.

She got pregnant.

If she could alert Dmitri, then the pregnancy wouldn't have been a social death sentence; so long as he stepped up. Unfortunately, she wasn't able to inform Dmitri, and she never saw him again. Being a pregnant single woman in a conservative village was her undoing. She was just another poor woman victimized by an upper class man like so many others.

"We Live Again" somewhat reminded me of "Jennie Gerhardt," "Forbidden," "Back Street, " or many other movies in which rich playboys take advantage of poor, wide-eyed women. Sometimes they keep them as mistresses, and sometimes it's a pump and dump.

"We Live Again" was better because it showed what the likely outcome was of the women who'd been taken advantage of and left pregnant and unwed. Katusha chose prostitution, but she had few other choices, if any, to feed herself. "We Live Again" ended somewhat romantic with Dmitri giving up his wealth and his title to be a prisoner with Katusha. I don't necessarily like the romantic ending, but at least it ended with Dmitri downgrading himself instead of him miraculously making Katusha into a lady.

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6/10
Didn't Love it, Didn't Hate it
4 June 2024
"6 Day Bike Rider" stars Joe E. Brown. Interestingly enough, of the hundreds of movies I've watched from the early-30's, I'd never seen a Joe E. Brown movie, and he was pumping out films as early as 1927. I can't say I'm terribly impressed with him, but he's no worse a comedian than Jimmy Durante.

He plays Wilfred 'Mildew' Simpson, an avid bike rider who is a cross between the Absent-Minded Professor and Ernest from Ernest Goes to Camp. The entire premise of the movie is that Wilfred is trying to win a six-day bike race with his partner, Clinton Hemmings (Frank McHugh). They're up against a big time cheater named Harry St. Clair (Gordon Westcott). Before the race began there was bad blood between Harry and Wilfred because Harry almost took Wilfred's girl, Phyllis (Maxine Doyle).

The movie is pretty dumb, but harmlessly so. I'd say it's more for kids due to the wacky nature of it and the interesting choices of words Wilfred uses instead of more harsh language. I didn't love the movie and I didn't hate it.

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5/10
A One-Sided Marriage
1 June 2024
"What Every Woman Knows" is an odd sort of romance. It involved two people who were in a one-sided relationship. The woman loved the man, and the man just tolerated the woman.

Maggie Wylie (Helen Hayes) was a plain Scottish woman who couldn't find love. Her father and her two brothers were determined to help her get married even if it meant making a man contractually obligated to do so. And that's what they did.

They entered into a bargain with a young rabble rouser named John Shand (Brian Aherne). They would pay for his schooling for five years and in return, he'd have to marry Maggie should she want him. Maggie was well aware of this bargain, and she didn't mind it at all. After the five years were up, Maggie wanted to marry John, and he agreed to marry her per his word, even though he didn't love her. It was a rare movie in that a man was obligated to marry a woman instead of the other way around. That gave it a different sort of feel.

There have been plenty of movies in which a woman goes through with marrying or being with a man out of a sense of duty, but very few men have ever had to be in that situation. I've always felt a little sorry for the women, I didn't feel sorry at all for John Shand. Maggie gave him the option to be free of her, but he was too principled to back out of an agreement he benefited greatly from.

In some ways it was sad watching Maggie sweat and toil for John's benefit in hopes that he would one day love her as she loved him. John was such a serious man that it seemed he would never love anybody. Such a sentiment was put to the test when Lady Sybil Tenterden (Madge Evans) entered the picture.

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6/10
Sassy Dolores Del Rio as Madame Du Barry
31 May 2024
It seems that Madame Du Barry really captured the imagination of Hollywood. The made a movie about her in 1912, 1917, 1919, 1928, 1930, 1934, 1935, and 1954. I watched the 1930 version starring Norma Talmadge. It was a romanticized version that they admittedly said was a fictionalized telling of Madame Du Barry's saga. Whether the 1934 version was more accurate or not, it was certainly more fun.

The spicy Dolores Del Rio played Jeannette Vaubernier aka Madame Du Barry. What "Madame Du Barry" captured, that "Du Barry, Woman of Passion" (1930) failed to capture, was that Jeannette was a prostitute. She was a known prostitute and King Louis XV (Reginald Owen) fell for her because she was so different. She was sassy, fearless, confident, and unrefined. And she had King Louis XV wrapped around her little finger. Naturally, people hated her for it.

Personally, I didn't hate her at all. I viewed her like I view a spoiled child; she was only doing what King Louis enabled her to do. If she turned the castle into her own playground and thumbed her nose at decorum, then King Louis was the blame. Madame Du Barry never pretended to be something she wasn't. She never aspired to be queen or to rule France, she was Cyndi Lauper up in that joint: she just wanted to have fun.

Dolores Del Rio brought all the sass and spunk she could for the role. She was the ultimate non-conformist and a third degree black belt in not giving AF. While some of her behavior could rightly be called impertinent and uncouth, you had to respect her at least a little.

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2/10
Distasteful Romance
31 May 2024
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For the most part, I don't like movies from the early-30's, but I watch them incessantly. They are so odd, so strange, and so different. Society was so different back then, and at the same time it wasn't. Like they say: "the more things change, the more they stay the same."

In this poorly acted and poorly thought out movie we have a girl named Elnora Comstock (Marian Marsh) who was the daughter of a mean woman. Her mother, Katherine (Louise Dresser), blamed Elnora for the death of her husband, Robert. Her husband drowned while coming home late at night from another woman's place and for some strange reason she took it out on her daughter. It didn't add up at all.

Luckily for Elnora she had neighbors that really loved her: Wesley and Margaret Stinton (Ralph Morgan and Helen Jerome Eddy). They showed her the love her mother didn't. And when she decided to go to high school against her mother's wishes, they encouraged her and tried to make it as easy as possible for her.

No movie with a nubile, young woman is complete without a love interest; and that's where this movie collapsed. The movie was good enough showing the hardships Elnora had to face with limited resources and an unloving mother in rural Indiana circa 1910. Even though a romance was inevitable, it certainly didn't need the romance we got.

A doctor and his nephew, Phillip Ammon (Edward Nugent), were in Elnora's isolated part of the country to visit Wesley Stinton (Elnora's neighbor). Phillip was in college, but the moment I saw his face I knew that he and Elnora would hook up somehow. He was the only young, halfway decent-looking man in the whole movie. Plus, it was early 20th century Indiana, and I'm sure Elnora was of breeding age.

There was a connection between them right away, but Phillip was engaged (as if that's ever been a problem before). I think that if Elnora hadn't just began high school there would've been nothing to stop the big city boy from macking on the small town girl. He did the right thing and didn't romantically engage with Elnora, but he promised to stay in contact--so he could help her get to college of course.

He stayed in constant contact with Elnora, sending her money whenever she could send him "Indian" (Native American) artifacts. After three years Phillip was back in town to visit with his uncle. This time he had his fiance, Edith (Gigi Parrish), with him. Apparently, they still hadn't gotten married. Personally, I thought he'd be divorced, thereby making him available for Elnora, but what happened was far more distasteful.

Immediately, you could tell that Edith was going to be a disagreeable woman. When Phillip was raving about the Stintons and the need to invite them to their engagement party, she gave some excuses as to why it would be a bad idea to invite them (read: they don't fit in).

She was your typical, rich, classist woman who prejudged the Stintons based upon where they lived. Being devil's advocate, I could say that she was only worried about how they'd be dressed at the swanky affair, which is a legitimate concern.

The Stintons and the Comstocks (i.e. Elnora and her mother) showed up to the party even though Elnora was bitterly jealous. While Phillip was dancing with his fiance he told Elnora to save a dance for him. He was all smiles. Edith was not.

"Phillip, do you realize you've been talking about her (Elnora) all evening?" Edith complained to Phillip.

"Oh, my girl's jealous," he jokingly quipped.

I don't think he could've been more daft. What person, man or woman, wants to hear their fiance raving about someone else--especially when that someone else could be a direct rival?

Phillip wasn't done being stupid and inconsiderate.

When Elnora found a moth flittering away she ran after it to perhaps catch it and add it to her moth collection. Phillip ran with her.

Can you see things taking shape now?

They lost the moth and decided to take a breather. As they were talking all too closely Phillip kissed her (who could've seen that coming?!?).

"I hope you didn't mind my doing that," he guiltily stated almost as a question, even though he was asking the wrong damn person. He should've asked his fiance, who was only a few hundred feet away being neglected, if SHE minded.

"No I didn't mind, it's just friendship," Elnora reassured him, knowing that the kiss was more than "friendship," but also knowing their relationship couldn't go anywhere.

At this time, Edith was looking all over for Phillip. When he arrived back to the party hand-in-hand with Elnora, she was not pleased.

"Phillip what does this mean?" Edith asked bluntly.

Phillip, ever the idiot, smilingly answered, "Why nothing. We almost caught a Yellow Emperor for Elnora's moth collection."

"Do you expect me to believe that?" Edith responded. She was more than a little suspicious, as she should've been. Given the opportunity Phillip may have ended up rolling in the hay with Elnora.

"Really, It's true," Elnora said.

"Oh come now. You may as well admit it. Chasing moths is a flimsy pretext," Edith chided.

"Wait, what do you mean?" Phillip asked angrily.

"You know what I mean. Now I understand why you want a summer place here," she clapped back.

"Edith!" he snapped, then turned to Elnora to apologize. He continued to Edith, "Now you apologize to Elnora!" he fumed.

"I'll do nothing of the sort," Edith calmly said.

The whole charade was infuriating to watch. Phillip was being a complete d-bag and didn't even realize it. He'd been engaged to Edith for over three years, he didn't know that she would be upset with him running off to frolic with some other girl DURING THEIR ENGAGEMENT PARTY!!! And her suspicions were correct anyway. This fool was all in Elnora's grill the moment they got out of eyesight. Yet they made Edith look like the bad guy. As if she was a paranoid jealous psycho looking for something that wasn't there.

Oh, it was there.

This was all a flimsy pretext (to use Edith's words) to set up Phillip leaving his fiance and professing his love to Elnora. It was trite, distasteful, lame, unimaginative, and cringey with a capital C. Couldn't they come up with a better scenario. At least if he was already divorced they wouldn't have to make Edith some kind of witch who wasn't good enough for the pure-hearted Phillip.

The following day we got what was being plainly foreshadowed: Phillip went to Elnora's place to tell her that he'd broken the engagement off with Edith because he's in love with her. How long had he been in love with Elnora? Since the moment he met her. When she was sixteen (and they call R. Kelly twisted).

It was a stomach-turning scene trying to pass itself off as romance. Phillip quite literally dropped his fiance of three+ years for the high school farm girl he fell in love with when she was an early-teen. Someone please tell me where's the romance in that.

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3/10
Lackluster
31 May 2024
Larry Wilson (Lew Ayres) was a sailor and a ladies' man. On shore leave he could get any woman he wanted. While on shore leave in Shanghai where Americans called the Chinese "cooley" and yelled "chop chop" to get the rickshaw drivers to move faster, Larry won the heart of Jean Legoi (Alice Faye), a singer at a club. He employed the stalking and harassing style of courtship whereby the woman ends up bargaining with the man just to get him to leave her alone, then, invariably, she falls in love with him. Larry was the type who didn't take no for an answer--which was pretty much every successful loverboy in the 30's. They would stalk and harass until they broke down the woman's defenses. In this case Larry showed up in Jean's dressing room and her home. Four days later they were in love.

"She Learned About Sailors" was a bad romance and an even worse comedy. If we weren't watching the Don Juan who'd finally found "the one," we were assailed by the violent physical comedy of Jack Durant and Frank Mitchell who played Eddie and Peanuts. It really was a forgettable rom-com. It had the look and feel of a speedily churned out movie just to meet a quota.

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5/10
Frightened in the Forest
30 May 2024
"Four Frightened People" is a title that tells you the emotional state of the four subjects, but it doesn't tell you why or how. It was quite simple really. They were lost in the jungles of Malaysia with little hope of finding their way out. That is a frightening scenario, although it wasn't nearly as scary as it would be had Eli Roth or Wes Craven directed the film.

Judy Jones (Claudette Colbert), Arnold Ainger (Herbert Marshall), Mrs. Mardick (Mary Boland), and Stewart Corder (William Gargan) were lost in a Malaysian jungle with a self-described "white man" Malaysian named Montague (Leo Carrillo) as their guide. There were wild beasts, insects, disease, and, of course, "savage" natives to deal with. As formidable as the two white men were, they simply couldn't beat up EVERY tribal Malaysian.

All four wanted to get back to civilization for one reason or another. As time drew on, and a romance developed between Judy, the shrinking violet turned blossoming rose, and Arnold, a married man, they found less and less of a reason to return to their old life. Judy had broken her glasses and had no more reason to keep her hair pinned up, and that's when Arnold noticed her (so typical).

The entire movie took place in the jungle focusing on these four and their guide. It was intriguing at times, and at other times it was dull and a bit condescending (as movies in that era tended to be when portraying other cultures). It was a net "meh" and nothing I'll remember.

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Anaconda (1997)
7/10
It was Cool in 1997
29 May 2024
"Anaconda" is not a good movie, but I like it. Not only was it lacking in the acting and script writing department, the anaconda was comically bad. It was early CGI, it had vocal cords, and it was able to move like no snake that size should. But hey, in 1997 it was awesome.

A young Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube played Terri Flores and Danny Rich, a director and a cinematographer in Brazil's Amazon to shoot a documentary on the Shirishama tribe. With them were Dr. Steven Cale (Eric Stolz), Terri's beau and an anthropologist; Mateo (Vincent Castellanos), the guide; Warren Westridge (Jonathan Hyde), the narrator for the documentary; Gary Dixon (Owen Wilson), the equipment manager; and Denise Kalberg (Kari Wuhrer), the production manager. Along their journey they picked up Paul Serone (Jon Voight), a mysterious and surly character with a downturned mouth, a ponytail, and a scar on the side of his face.

It wouldn't be long before the crew realized that Paul was bad business. His goal was to capture the deadly anaconda and the crew was powerless to stop him. Once "Anaconda" introduced the 40+ foot serpent, it was nonstop suspense from then on. Between Paul, the anaconda, and the rest of the Amazon, there was danger all around.

Watching "Anaconda" again for the first time in over twenty-five years, it doesn't have the same appeal, but it does make me nostalgic. I didn't know Danny Trejo was in the movie, not that I knew who he was back then anyway. If you don't remember him either, that's because he died in the opening scene.

I also didn't know Owen Wilson was in it for the same reason: he wasn't a star back then. "Anaconda" is one of those movies that I liked as a teen and now have a hard time explaining to my kids why it was a cool movie.

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3/10
Aimless Film
28 May 2024
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Joan Blondell went from playing more reserved and respectable comedy relief roles to playing a caricature. She had good roles like 'Flips' Montague in "Make Me a Star," Vida Fleet in "Big City Blues," and Anne Roberts in "Blonde Crazy." Then, in 1934 she had quirky, wacky, and embarrassing roles like Vicki Wallace in "Smarty," Marie in "I've Got Your Number," and Rosie Sturgess in "Kansas City Princess." I still like Joan Blondell even if her agent was misguiding her.

"Kansas City Princess" was a nonsensical movie that didn't have a concrete plot. A manicurist named Rosie (Joan Blondell) was seeing an unsophisticated brute named Dynamite Carson (Robert Armstrong). Their relationship was odd and a bit scary. Dynamite pretty much claimed Rosie and she was too afraid to turn him down. It would've been a suspenseful thriller if it wasn't a comedy. Dynamite threatened everybody, and he even threatened Rosie a few times.

At one point, Rosie and her friend, Marie Callahan (Glenda Farrell), had to flee Kansas City to get away from Dynamite after Rosie lost the engagement ring he bought her. Dynamite was such a lunatic he followed the two women all the way to Paris.

The Tom and Jerry routine between Dynamite and Rosie and Marie put them in contact with a millionaire named Junior Ashcraft (Hugh Herbert), who was trying to ascertain if his wife was cheating on him or not. One botched plan and a lot of goofiness later, Junior proposed to Marie (who wanted to marry him for his money), and Rosie was doting over the abusive and potentially homicidal Dynamite. It was bizarre, wacky, and worst of all, not funny.

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7/10
A Humbler American Dream
28 May 2024
One thing "Our Daily Bread" (ODB) had going for it is that it didn't feature any high society folks, nor did it feature a tawdry romance, nor was it about becoming rich. ODB was about people at the bottom helping one another survive and have a little something they could call their own. It did, however, have one head-scratching character in it which I think was shoved into the plot to create drama. ODB was mainly about working class folks who joined to form a community based on collectively supporting each other through trading goods and services.

John and Mary Sims (Tom Keene and Karen Morley) were days from being evicted when they received a lifeline from John's uncle. He gifted them a parcel of land in a remote part of the state. It was a worthless piece of land that he couldn't sell, so he handed it over to the struggling couple to make something of the property.

What the two did was open up the multi-acre property to folks who had skills and talents to help develop the land and build a community. John wanted carpenters, mason workers, and farmers, but he still accepted preachers, barbers, and others so long as they were willing to work.

The community was growing and they'd elected John to be their leader. John was doing a fine job until the introduction of Sally (Barbara Pepper). Sally was driving through when her car broke down. They gave her shelter and she decided to stay. She had eyes on John and she was able to woo him with her blond hair and sex appeal.

The reason I didn't like this aspect of the movie was because her presence there didn't add up. She was a city gal through and through. She was used to nice clothes, make-up, night clubs, and men spending money on her. There was NONE of that there. It was nothing but toiling, limited resources, and no amenities. Her being there seemed like a cheap way for the writers to add drama which she did. John was about to leave the community he established in its most dire hour because of Sally, and I didn't like it.

I actually liked the movie as a whole. It was about the working poor joining together to make something for themselves even though it wasn't much. Everyone got a fresh start in this new community and everyone was sacrificing for the good of the whole. There were plenty of pitfalls and plenty of obstacles to overcome, there was no need to make a cheap floozy one of them.

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Cleopatra (1934)
2/10
I Don't Know What to Believe
28 May 2024
Admittedly, I don't know anything about Cleopatra. I only know the name because of the 1963 movie starring Elizabeth Taylor. Per "Cleopatra" 1934, Cleopatra (played by Claudette Colbert) had the dubious distinction of losing Egypt to the Romans. She attempted to keep Egypt and her crown by hooking up with Julius Caesar (played by Warren William), and when that didn't work she wooed Marc Antony (played by Henry Wilcoxon).

"Cleopatra" was one of at least three films between 1933 and 1934 about female rulers. The other two were "Queen Christina" (1933) starring Greta Garbo and "The Scarlet Empress" (1934) starring Marlene Dietrich. I'd say "Cleopatra" was closer to "Queen Christina" in that both focused on love.

Cleopatra presented herself to Julius Caesar in attempts to save herself and her crown. She fell in love with him and he fell in love with her. It bought her country a temporary respite from Rome's forces, but it brought Julius an early death by him being branded a traitor.

Marc Antony and Octavian (played by Ian Kieth) became co-rulers when Julius was killed. They were united in their belief that Cleopatra should yield and be put in chains. Marc Antony had a plan for Cleopatra, but then even he fell in love with her. Eventually, she fell in love with him as well, making "Cleopatra" a sappy movie about another woman who can't help but fall in love. Given the slanted nature of early films, especially when it comes to women and people of color, I don't know what part of this melodramatic movie to believe.

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6/10
"Chance is the Fool's Name for Fate"
28 May 2024
"The Gay Divorcee," (TGD) coincidentally, did not feature a divorcee. Mimi (Ginger Rogers) wanted a divorce, but her husband wouldn't grant her one. Divorce wasn't a favorable thing on film for the main character back then even when divorces were sought. Usually, regardless of what may have occurred, the main character would remain married. A divorce was inevitable in TGD because Guy (Fred Astaire) was in love with Mimi and he wasn't her husband.

This was Fred Astaire's first starring role. He was in "Dancing Lady" (1933), but I don't even remember him in it. In TGD he plays Guy Holden, a well known singer and dancer. He's not quite Bing Crosby with the singing, but he's got him beat in the dancing department.

Guy was smitten with Mimi the first time he saw her even though she gave him the cold shoulder. That set up a standard man-doggedly-pursuing-woman scenario with Guy hunting down Mimi and harassing her into liking him. When he finally made a bit of a breakthrough there was a silly miscommunication/misunderstanding scene that was supposed to be comedic, but tends to be frustrating for the viewer unless you find it funny. You know the scenario in which one question, or a few more words of clarification would solve the whole matter.

I hate that.

Misunderstanding-scene aside, the movie was pretty good. It was a musical, of course, which allowed Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers to show off their singing and dancing. Even Edward Everett-Horton, the perennial square, got in on the singing and dancing. He played the attorney trying to help Mimi get a divorce. Hopefully, this was his first and last musical.

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6/10
What is Truth and How Much Should We Know?
28 May 2024
"Dangerous Corner" begins with text reading:

"This is a story of what really happened... and what might have happened."

We were then introduced to our main characters at different intervals. There was Ann Peel (Virginia Bruce) and Charles Stanton (Melvyn Douglas). They were the talent scouts, in a sense, of a book publishing company. There was Robert Chatfield (Conrad Nagel), co-owner of the publishing company Whitehouse-Chatfield, and he was married to Freda (Erin O'Brien-Moore). There was Gordon Whitehouse (Henry Wadsworth), the other half of Whitehouse-Chatfield, who was Freda's brother and married to Betty (played by Betty Furness). Finally, there was Martin Chatfield (Ian Keith) who also had a role in the Whitehouse-Chatfield firm.

Ostensibly, they were all the best of friends. Their friendship was challenged when $50,000 in bonds was found missing from a safe only the four men had access to. No one admitted stealing the bonds and there was no clear suspect until Martin was found shot to death. Everyone assumed he committed suicide because of guilt, but as they began questioning each other about the theft and the death, things began to get a lot seedier than they'd hoped.

"Dangerous Corner" was truly about the "truth": what is it and how much of it should we know. How much of it do we want to know? It leaves the viewer him or herself pondering that very thing. It was a bit salacious and soap opera-ish as well, but it was also a mystery which held the attention a lot more than the interpersonal drama. I liked it overall, and the ending was a bit unique.

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Judge Priest (1934)
1/10
Requiem for the Confederacy
24 May 2024
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"Judge Priest" could've been a wonderful movie except for two things:

1.) Stepin Fetchit

2.) It praised the Confederacy

"Judge Priest" took place in Kentucky in 1890, a time not too far removed from the Civil War and even closer to the end of Reconstruction. Judge William Pitman Priest (Will Rogers) was a "liberal" judge in a small Kentucky town (or county). His liberality was established at the very beginning when he opted not to punish Jeff Poindexter (Stepin Fetchit), a slow, dimwitted Black man* on trial for stealing a chicken.

Until the end, the most dramatic issue was the budding romance between Priest's nephew, Jerome Priest (Tom Brown), and Ellie May Gillespie (Anita Louise).

The movie took a dramatic shift when Bob Gilis (David Landau) was put on trial for stabbing a coward named Flem (Frank Melton). Jerome Priest had to defend him, but that's not the important part. The important part is that a man named Rev. Ashby Brand (Henry B. Walthall) gave a moving testimony about Bob's bravery and character in respect to the Civil War and fighting for the Confederacy. The testimony Brand gave was so serious, detailed, and laudatory that you would've thought he was testifying about a man who helped good triumph over evil.

And that's when I had a stark change in attitude towards this movie. Can a person be brave even if they're fighting for slavery and oppression? Certainly he can, but that doesn't mean we extol it. The way Brand spoke about Confederate soldiers and the Confederacy, it was as if he were talking about soldiers of God. Like no finer men ever walked the Earth. I was tensing up with each passing second as Brand continued his nostalgic retelling of heroism replete with flashback footage and patriotic music playing. He even referred to the Confederate flag as "stars and bars."

Brand's testimony finished to a burst of excited shouting and applause. There was no doubt that Bob was to be acquitted, but IT WASN'T EVEN EVIDENCE!! Brand didn't provide a shred of testimony that could be considered evidence--and especially new evidence to reopen the case as it was. So, never mind the fact that Bob stabbed Flem out of self-defense (which he did), what was most important was that he was a good Confederate soldier!!!???

The movie ended with a grand parade marching down Main Street with Bob in the lead proudly holding the Confederate flag. It was a sight to behold. For some, it was a source of pride. For others, like me, it was a source of revulsion.

I've never seen anything like it. The closest thing I've ever seen to praising the Confederacy was "Dukes of Hazzard" when I was a kid. "Judge Priest" was a requiem for the Confederacy. I've never seen it held in such high esteem. I began to wonder had they thought they won the war or maybe the movie was set in an alternate universe in which the North was fighting for slavery while the South was fighting to free the slaves. With nothing to support the aforementioned scenarios the only conclusion is that they believed they were on the side of right and, more importantly, so did Hollywood.

So, instead of the movie being about a man who was adequately defended because he acted in self-defense, we got a movie about how great the Confederacy was. I simply cannot

*Stepin Fetchit was a stage name and his stage persona was always the same in every movie. He was a slow moving, slow speaking idiot. He never stood up straight, rather he was always slouching. He'd talk slowly with a little bit of a whine and mumble so badly you could barely understand most of what he said. His name became an insult among Black people in the '60s along with Uncle Tom.
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Easy to Love (1934)
1/10
Monogamy in High Society is a Joke
24 May 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Right after watching "Easy to Love" I went searching for the nearest Man in Black to have my memory erased. Then I thought, "First I must warn people," so I started angrily banging away on my keyboard just to let people know how abysmal this movie is.

The whole plot centers around adultery, which was a very common topic back then. There were always mistresses and lovers, especially among society folks. Even the most committed, monogamous, and dedicated married couples would fall victim to infidelity. "Easy to Love" decided to make it comedic.

Funny it was not.

Not only was this movie not funny, it simply wasn't good. John (Adolphe Menjou) was cheating on his wife, Carol (Genevieve Tobin), with Carol's best friend, Charlotte (Mary Astor). Meanwhile, John's best friend, Eric (Edward Everett Horton), was in love with his (John's) wife. Yeah, it sounds like a trashy soap opera or an episode of Jerry Springer.

John would hook up with Charlotte everyday; telling his wife he was playing polo. She got suspicious and hired a PI to tail him and see where he was really going. When she found out where he was going and who he was going to see, she decided to play a game instead of being an adult and confronting him with the information.

She pretended to be in love with Eric and, not so subtly, let it "slip" so that her husband would find out. It led to John hypocritically confronting Carol about the relationship that poor stupid Eric thought was real. The entire childish act went on until the inevitable end: they remained together and recommitted to one another.

I don't mind the overall message: couples should remain married. Hollywood has done that before. They did several movies reinforcing marriage over divorce even in the face of adultery. The problem is that most of them, if not all of them, treated the matter so trivially. The offended party would get upset, some type of rumblings would happen, then they'd stick together as if nothing ever happened; as if no trust was eroded.

Because "Easy to Love" was a comedy it really trivialized the adultery. John was lying to Carol DAILY and he was banging her best friend. Her idea of getting even was to make John jealous by claiming to be in a relationship with Eric. Not only was it a weak, feeble-minded attempt at revenge, it also clouded the issue. The issue was that John had a steady relationship with another woman and it was never addressed. She was too cowardly to address it, so she opted for some lame trick to bring it out into the open. Then, once the cat was out of the bag, she went on pretending to love Eric to keep the gag going instead of sitting down like adults and hashing it out.

John never apologized and he never explained himself. He and Carol simply complied with their daughter's wishes and remained together, presumably, eschewing the other would-be lovers in their life. To say the resolution was unsatisfying would be like saying that a thimble of water won't quench an elephant's thirst. But, unfortunately, this movie was in line with the sentiment at that time. Mistresses were expected, so long as they were kept hidden. John messed up by marrying a woman who still loved him and wanted his affection after nearly twenty years of marriage. Had she been a stale set piece, his inattention to her would've been ignored as well as his frequent games of "polo." But Carol still loved and adored him, so she was heartbroken to find out he was cheating. "Easy to Love" unequivocally failed to capture that heart break.

Carol was an anomaly. She was part of high society and she had been married many years, which means she should've expected her husband to have a mistress, and she should've had a lover of her own--or at least she should've chosen the willful ignorance route. The fact she didn't have a lover and she actually cared that her husband was cheating on her made her a rare breed, hence it made her a joke. It was laughable that such women like Carol existed which makes "Easy to Love" a sad movie.

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