Luc Besson once made a resounding masterpiece named Fifth Element, then he was more or less Okat with Valerian, but here... er. OK, I am sorry. I am Russian and I know what USSR looked like in 1985 and in 1990. When the very first scene shows The Red Square with churches that appeared there in 1999-00's, and that is presumed to be 1985, I laughed. When they showed modern cars there, that was ridiculous. When they mentioned Saint Petersburg which was yet to come later than 1990, I shouted with roaring laughter.
Okay, factual errors, but maybe the main hero was a winner? Nope, Sasha Luss is a wooden, dead, leaden, frozen, shallow one. Okay, she is tall, slim and very beautiful. But models do not necessarily make good actors.
Then, other stars play so badly that I cringed. Cillian, Luke, Helen - come on! Awful. Or, in a fake Russian accent - ooo-fuhl.
When USB stick and laptops apperard onscreen, it was it. The needless senseless pile of crap and dung and manure.
Silly, bland, empty and useless dung.
Okay, factual errors, but maybe the main hero was a winner? Nope, Sasha Luss is a wooden, dead, leaden, frozen, shallow one. Okay, she is tall, slim and very beautiful. But models do not necessarily make good actors.
Then, other stars play so badly that I cringed. Cillian, Luke, Helen - come on! Awful. Or, in a fake Russian accent - ooo-fuhl.
When USB stick and laptops apperard onscreen, it was it. The needless senseless pile of crap and dung and manure.
Silly, bland, empty and useless dung.
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