Toast of London (TV Series)
Hamm on Toast (2015)
Shazad Latif: Clem Fandango
Quotes
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Steven Toast : Neigh.
[silence]
Danny Bear : Is that it?
Steven Toast : Yeah. It's all it says here.
Danny Bear : Steven?
Steven Toast : Yes?
Danny Bear : I think the 'neigh' is probably meant to be the sound of a horse.
Steven Toast : You want me to make the sound of a horse?
Danny Bear : Yeah, I'm guessing the 'neigh' is just a rough indication, so just do the sound of a horse.
Steven Toast : Alright.
[makes neighing horse sound]
Clem Fandango : Hey Steven, this is Clem Fandango.
Steven Toast : Hm.
Clem Fandango : Can you hear me?
Steven Toast : Yes.
Clem Fandango : The feeling here is that it didn't sound much like a horse.
Steven Toast : What?
Clem Fandango : Would it help that instead of a 'neigh', you could try a 'whinny'?
Steven Toast : A what?
Danny Bear : Yeah, we think a 'whinny' might be better than a 'neigh.'
Steven Toast : What's the difference?
Danny Bear : Just do another horse sound.
Clem Fandango : Think 'whinny' rather than 'neigh'.
Steven Toast : [Toast makes whinnying horse sound]
Danny Bear : Steven?
Steven Toast : Hm?
Danny Bear : Was that a 'whinny'? Because it sounded a lot like a 'neigh'.
Steven Toast : Jesus Christ! I've got things to do, and one of those isn't sitting with you two pilchards making horse noises!
[looks at Danny]
Steven Toast : What are you doing?
Danny Bear : Just Googling 'Whinny and Neigh'.
Steven Toast : Oh, for f... why don't you just bring a horse in here? Yeah? I mean I'm sure he'd nail it first time!
Clem Fandango : Health and safety issues, Steven!
Danny Bear : Sorry Steven, I've got this so wrong, it's actually, 'neigh-bours'!
Steven Toast : Neighbours?
Danny Bear : Yeah, my fault. The whole script didn't print out. I just got a bit of it.
[gives script to Toast]
Steven Toast : You're an idiot! Are we rolling?
Danny Bear : [Danny gives Toast signal to start]
Steven Toast : Neighbours, returning to Channel 5 this Autumn! Don't miss it! Every weekday at 5:30pm!
Danny Bear , Clem Fandango : [Danny and Clem laugh at Toast]