- Gomez Addams: How's that for companionship for a lonely alligator?
- [chuckles]
- Gomez Addams: Alligator shoes, alligator suitcases...
- Gomez Addams: I know it's difficult to applaude with just one hand, Thing, but you could at least try it.
- Gomez Addams: Let the children feast their eyes upon this magnificent uglyness.
- Uncle Fester: [pops up from trap door in floor] You called me, Gomez?