- Morris Buttermaker: [Buttermaker has to give Mandy "The Talk", so he asks Tanner for advice] Listen, did your Dad ever sit you down and talk to you about, uh, guys and, mm, birds, bees, and gals, and uh...
- Tanner Boyle: Oh, you mean sex.
- Morris Buttermaker: Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
- Tanner Boyle: [matter-of-factly] Yeah, sure.
- Morris Buttermaker: Well, um, uh, how did he do it?
- Tanner Boyle: *Real bad!* Heh, it was great. I loved it. Watching him squirm and stammer... like you're doing right now.
- Morris Buttermaker: I'm not squirming.
- Tanner Boyle: Buttermaker, ya gotta grow up. Sex. It's a fact o' life.
- Morris Buttermaker: Yeah. Well, uh, I mean, uh, how did he do it? I mean, what did you get out of it?
- Tanner Boyle: Well, it got kinda confusing, but as far as I can make out, two people love each other, get naked, and wait for the stork to come.