The Bad News Bears (TV Series)
The Birds, the Bees, and the Bears (1980)
Jack Warden: Morris Buttermaker
Quotes
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Morris Buttermaker : [Buttermaker has to give Mandy "The Talk", so he asks Tanner for advice] Listen, did your Dad ever sit you down and talk to you about, uh, guys and, mm, birds, bees, and gals, and uh...
Tanner Boyle : Oh, you mean sex.
Morris Buttermaker : Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Tanner Boyle : [matter-of-factly] Yeah, sure.
Morris Buttermaker : Well, um, uh, how did he do it?
Tanner Boyle : *Real bad!* Heh, it was great. I loved it. Watching him squirm and stammer... like you're doing right now.
Morris Buttermaker : I'm not squirming.
Tanner Boyle : Buttermaker, ya gotta grow up. Sex. It's a fact o' life.
Morris Buttermaker : Yeah. Well, uh, I mean, uh, how did he do it? I mean, what did you get out of it?
Tanner Boyle : Well, it got kinda confusing, but as far as I can make out, two people love each other, get naked, and wait for the stork to come.