Thanksgiving (I) (2023)
Patrick Dempsey: Sheriff Eric Newlon
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Quotes
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Sheriff Newlon : Be careful who you trust, because this is a matter of life and death.
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Sheriff Newlon : Show some enthusiasm. Thanksgiving is an institution here.
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McCarty's Dad : Sorry, Sheriff. My son's a fucking idiot.
Sheriff Newlon : He's a fucking goober chucker!
McCarty's Dad : [to McCarty, offscreen] Get in the car, you fucking idiot!
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Sheriff Newlon : It's about the details. Small mistakes, that's how they get caught.
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[last lines]
Sheriff Newlon : When I told your stepmother that she would make an excellent dinner... that was not a lie!
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[first lines]
Sheriff Newlon : [Newlon comes to the Collins residence and pushes the doorbell, then Mitch opens the door to answer] Hey there. Sorry to bother you folks but, uh, we're looking for an individual: golden-brown complexion, 15 pounds, no head.
Mitch Collins : I know where he is. I'll even serve him up on a silver platter for you. Now get in here.
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Sheriff Newlon : [hands her a homemade pumpkin pie] I baked this for you. I couldn't eat it by myself, it would just be to depressing.
Amanda Collins : [inspects the pie] Wow. You baked this?
Sheriff Newlon : Yeah. You know, for a single guy, I know my way around the oven.
Amanda Collins : Ah... a guy in uniform who knows how to bake, I have a feeling you're not going to be single for long.