- Morris Buttermaker: Listen... you're an American, aren't you?
- Kelly: Yeah...?
- Morris Buttermaker: That's what I thought. How come you don't wanna play baseball? That's America's national pastime. I mean, it's patriotic!
- Kelly: My pastime is ladies. American ladies!
- Morris Buttermaker: Come on, Engelberg! Show 'em what you're made of!
- Engelberg: Is that a fat joke?
- Morris Buttermaker: I'll tell you when it's a fat joke!