- [Engelberg is getting weighed]
- Tanner Boyle: Shouldn't we take him out to the truck scale?
- Mike Engelberg: Is that a fat joke?
- Morris Buttermaker: No, it's a truck joke.
- Morris Buttermaker: Did I get any calls?
- Leslie Ogilvie: The finance company. I think they're taking back your car.
- Morris Buttermaker: Well, if they can start it they can have it.
- Morris Buttermaker: Somebody stole some food out of the cafeteria storeroom over the weekend. Dr Rappant asked me to look into it.
- Tanner Boyle: Well, then, I guess the thief is safe.
- Morris Buttermaker: [ignoring Tanner] A'right, I'm gonna have to check your lockers. Since I don't have much time, and it's food, Engelberg, you're first.
- Mike Engelberg: [insulted] Me? Why does everybody pick on fat people?
- Regi Tower: 'Cause they're easier to see!
- Tanner Boyle: [Tanner sees that Amanda is enthusiastic about her push-ups] Hey, what are you knockin' yourself out for?
- Amanda Wurlitzer: It's good for bust development.
- Tanner Boyle: [panicked, he stops exercising and grabs his chest] Hold it! I don't want my busts developed.
- All together: Me neither.